hope you're prepared for me to talk about Max Bredeson whenever a fullback is mentioned for the next 30 years
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hope you're prepared for me to talk about Max Bredeson whenever a fullback is mentioned for the next 30 years
not a surprising outcome but the coaches’ refusal to give the team a chance is a rather big concern
Fining Michigan is a hilarious way for Stalionsgate to end. Oh wow a chance for Michigan to point out that it's rich, how harsh. Should've also made the entire coaching staff sit through a doc on the Spanish-American War
gotta fundraise off it now too
My alma mater's athletic department practicing Shut the Fuck Up Friday brings me joy
Unsurprised but still pleased that the leaders and best know not to take notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy
TIRED: calling your significant other your “partner” (corporate, unsexy, suggests romance is about matching laundry schedules)
WIRED: calling your significant other “pardner” (Gold Rush-coded, earns respect in the saloons of Buzzard Gulch, we ride at dawn to capture Blackjack Brett McShane)
DRACULA MUSICAL
The people in these NFL clothing commercials are way too hot. Show us as we really are: Wearing giant sweatshirts glued to sofas and barstools, brushing crumbs off our laps.
oh my god this is delightful
TikTok thread while we got it go
I know it’s a very 2011 thing to live tweet a breakup but I need to share this from a couple in the blue ridge winery tasting room in the poconos:
Her: “I feel like I’m being gaslighted”
Him: “Gaslit”
YOU: [foolish, uneducated] this game proves Alabama should not have made the playoff
ME: [wise, learned, on the CFP committee] this game proves Michigan should have made the playoff
Weird. It started as a temporary setting but became permanent for me. It is per-device though and I don't think you can do it on phones. It's fantastic though.
Infinitely cooler than every bowl game announcer pouting about transfers as if the previous bowl's announcers didn't deliver the same speech
There should never be any neutral-site college football games except for the annual national championship in the Rose Bowl
New Action Cookbook Newsletter!
We're in the thick of holiday party season, and I have some thoughts on the matter. Specifically, thoughts on what foods are good or bad to eat while standing up.
(This one's free. Come check out the ACBN!)
actioncookbook.substack.com/p/foods-eate...
Timothee Chalamet's picks were perfect until the SEC Championship, which he picked incorrectly.
Why? Why did he not remain perfect?
Because the Mahdi is too humble to go 7-0
I can't stop thinking about how funny it is that the actual College Football Playoff National Championship game was only the third most satisfying victory for Michigan fans this calendar year
BTW Michigan actually had a postgame win expectancy of 51% this afternoon. Not even in flukey win territory here.
Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport
Man, this Syracuse quarterback is lighting it up against Miami. Imagine if Ohio State had gotten THAT guy in the portal.
Michigan has turned Ohio State into Michigan State.
The entire nation when Ohio State loses
You lost to Davis Warren and now he gets to talk his shit
michigan players are gonna walk out of the shoe with a win and an excessive force lawsuit against the police. big day
tapping the sign
THEY GOTTA LEARN HOW TO LOSE MAN UNIVERSITY
"They gotta learn how to lose, man" TELL EM KALEL
Planting the flag is good and if you don’t want your opponent to do it you should beat them. Simple as.
