Liss

a memorable teams interaction in honour of my last week in this job

I'm genuinely so pleased my tart induced visual ambiguity.

Before I looked at the tart photo properly, and before I read the text at all, I had an exquisite moment of scalar uncertainty when I wondered if it was a macro shot of a flower head or a micro shot of blood platelets

Not sure if we're still doing cottagecore but I just finished baking a tart and I'm about to get back to my crochet

Supplies for the Lost in Time shawl just arrived 💚💜

Yarnsmiths Freespirit Aran - All Colours

Thank you! It's Yarnsmiths Freespirit Aran in Malachite and Adonis - currently on offer as it happens 😊
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First knitted jumper 🧶

Once every few years, I make questionable yarn choices and start a stranded colourwork cushion cover, knit flat, with imperfect tension, which becomes a prolonged psychological war of attrition. Here is the latest. Happy Pancake Day.

I feed on messages like this. My greatest incentive is spite. Yes, I absolutely will have the time.

post a banger not in English 🇧🇷

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I'm Buck Mulliganmaxxing:
✔️ getting statelier
✔️ getting plumper
✔️ already have light untonsured hair, grained and hued like pale oak
✔️ in a doctoral program
✔️ saved a guy's life last year (albeit from a stroke, not drowning)
so I am ISO a tower in which to live and an artist roommate to hassle

'If an American could speak train, we could not understand them' - Wittgenstein

Test wear ✌️

The /r/crochet mods have signed off for a week because they didn't like being held accountable for political fence-sitting. Now they're getting mocked with Karl Popper memes. I love this hobby.

Thank you! It has a dazzle ship quality to it I think 😅

Exceptional taste 🙏

I thought my first knit jumper was gonna take, like, two months...

I started this on Thursday.

Happy birthday Joyce!
I gave over my whole 20s to writing about you and your wacky relationship with your brother, thereby missing out on my peak career-building years, doesn't matter, no regrets, love you to bits, have a good one xx

With zero irony: I need to get a big print of this picture. It's so beautiful. There are many spuds and he's just one guy.

So you're telling me that the app which makes you stupid, has been under surveillance by the CCP, can't be used by EU officials, and can only exist in the US by forming an independent entity there tied to Trump investments - you're telling me it's cracking down on political dissidents?

I'm generally fan of Utd's away kit, but in the current political climate please can commentators refrain from referring to us as 'the blackshirts'?

Sticking this on today to celebrate what would have been Tom's 99th birthday ❤️

Is Denmark flirting with us?

First completed project of 2026 ✨

Just eating some chalk to remind myself what risotto shouldn't feel like

Will you shut up, man?

I already miss Huey but also lmao

Big thanks to my subconscious for securing me a job interview 🙏