Amna

Excited to potentially turn my favourite lifelong hobby of being pulled aside at airport security into a fun romcom w/ SMELT

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there have been better days to launch an ambitious project to fund original scripted audio comedy from the likes of joel & ben (pictured), but it’s been in the diary for ages. please take a look at our store: Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt

we’ve got andy hamilton, for god’s sake. we’ve got @ianmartin.bsky.social. we’ve got @theguiltyfeminist.bsky.social @eddierobson.bsky.social @larryandpaul.bsky.social and @aglasgowgirl.bsky.social. we’ve got @gralefrit.bsky.social & ben willbond and mark evans and @alicefraser.bsky.social.

So excited for Rama Duwaji’s husband on his historic win

oh no I just became my father

it would just be nice if the Pakistani government could for once just not be embarrassing some of us are just trying to survive out here in the diaspora please shut up

just think manners are important and that actions have consequences and that consequence is me

get out of my head Reni

just trying to get to the exact level of hot where my personality stops making sense

the male loneliness epidemic makes more sense with every swipe tbh

my niece has been drawing using only blue crayons recently so I referred to her work as her “blue period” and no one got it and I hate it here

no, where are you really, REALLY from?

unpaid. Great for exposure. Medium risk. I just ask that you don’t fall in love with me. Apply within.

looking for someone illegally hot to volunteer as tribute in my ongoing mission to scandalise a very niche but high profile section of Scottish society just so my parents are forced to once again explain my appearance in local newspapers to customers at their shop

oh no she wants to move back to London pls no her bank balance can’t take it

who told white guys they’re allowed to say habibi i just wanna talk

guys in Glasgow: she’s awrite

guys in London: yo habibi wanna fuck

love being a person whose Glaswegian accent gets thicker and faster the more anxious she gets very helpful the best

ah yes, the sweet pain of trying to ask for ‘water’ in an accent apparently incomprehensible to most human ears

the Caledonian Sleeper is great you go to sleep a five up north and wake up a solid seven and a half down south

accidental eye contact with a cute nerdy guy on the central line reading a self help book. it’s good to be back

forgot how hot everyone in London is

can I say kink shame while on the BBC
today? let’s find out I guess

a hate crime

I hate this yet I cannot look away

if only it were 1995, I’d be medium rich

gonna start an 11 member female rock band and call it Embarrassment of Bitches

sometimes it’s okay to move to a new place and not immediately start using the local slang, I know it sounds like a fun word, oliver, but not everyone likes to be called a teuchter

sorry I can’t come over anymore I have to react to something on the internet

www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...

Extremely pertinent.

I also like the one that goes “Fuck around, Find Out”

I guess he found out