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Alexander Williams

@floatinginwaves

Living in God’s own country and now trying this website as well. Same as handle as on Elon’s Twitter. Interested In news and comedy. He/him

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At no point does any character question whether control of a multi billion dollar company should be decided by who can remember the most lines fromMonty Python and the Holy Grail.

07.03.2026 05:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Saw James Paterson doing a lazy cash in book”
“Likely place for him to be”

07.03.2026 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remind you, these are people who thought Eisenhower was a communist sympathizer and are single-handedly responsible for pushing the "fluoridated water is a communist plot" paranoia.

07.03.2026 00:53 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

Yes I am re using a quote from one of recent history‘s most toxic nerds To say this.

07.03.2026 00:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nerd culture and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

07.03.2026 00:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

going back in time to civil war China to show John Birch himself this post

07.03.2026 00:44 👍 132 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 1

This image captures so much about our current moment

07.03.2026 00:45 👍 161 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0

there are greater christological schisms between actual christian denominations than between islam and like catholicism

07.03.2026 00:27 👍 52 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Essentially what you’re saying is that horrific violence is morally worse if it affects you.

07.03.2026 00:21 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ok but morally worse overall and worse to you personally Just aren’t the same.

07.03.2026 00:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“MAGA’s fundamental shared quality is a total lack of theory of mind for other people” is a theory that keeps getting validated by reality - look at almost every decision they’ve made in the war with Iran, and how they seem constantly surprised by the unanticipated actions of other parties.

06.03.2026 14:20 👍 2285 🔁 489 💬 53 📌 53

Lastly there's the deepest level, which structures so much of our politics: A lot of these dudes think the D party has become the "girl" party and that it cannot win elections if it's the "girl" party; and they're utterly desperate to support any candidate they think will increase the D's manliness

05.03.2026 22:02 👍 291 🔁 29 💬 8 📌 10

what i think is going on w/ graham platner fwiw: a certain cohort of D pundits & self-appointed leaders, disproportionately male and gentile, have decided that in order to appeal to low-trust men (whose votes they seem to think count more) it's necessary to allow a little antisemitism, as a treat

05.03.2026 21:54 👍 628 🔁 92 💬 16 📌 15

And they say Poastimg doesn’t help your employment prospects

06.03.2026 23:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My sensible moderate opinion is that we should simply never do a referendum on any subject ever again.

06.03.2026 22:43 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 2

I genuinely viscerally hate this movie you described that does not exist.

06.03.2026 22:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rushed to my defence … 115 likes, 2 retweets.

06.03.2026 22:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
To my surprise, the campaign also offered lessons in love. I gave a quote to a newspaper about my blossoming relationship with Eilidh Hargreaves, features director at Tatler, and how (unfortunately for her) we spent our first Valentine’s Day canvassing. The quote led to us trending on X thanks to some incel lefties who run an account called ‘Reform UK Exposed’. ‘The “Family, Community, Country” campaigner divorced only last month,’ it raged. Really? Eilidh and I met more than three years after my separation – at The Spectator Parliamentarian of the Year Awards no less. In any case, the attempted hit-job backfired as politicians and journalists rushed to our defence. ‘Ha ha!’ remarked one shrewd commentator. ‘Having an attractive and successful girlfriend will increase Goodwin’s popularity, you complete spanners.’ Indeed. I’ve tried and failed to forget another comment: ‘Goodwin is clearly punching

To my surprise, the campaign also offered lessons in love. I gave a quote to a newspaper about my blossoming relationship with Eilidh Hargreaves, features director at Tatler, and how (unfortunately for her) we spent our first Valentine’s Day canvassing. The quote led to us trending on X thanks to some incel lefties who run an account called ‘Reform UK Exposed’. ‘The “Family, Community, Country” campaigner divorced only last month,’ it raged. Really? Eilidh and I met more than three years after my separation – at The Spectator Parliamentarian of the Year Awards no less. In any case, the attempted hit-job backfired as politicians and journalists rushed to our defence. ‘Ha ha!’ remarked one shrewd commentator. ‘Having an attractive and successful girlfriend will increase Goodwin’s popularity, you complete spanners.’ Indeed. I’ve tried and failed to forget another comment: ‘Goodwin is clearly punching

After reading Matt Goodwin’s diary in The Spectator, I am more convinced than ever that he has a humiliation fetish.

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 71 🔁 14 💬 14 📌 10

‘Having an attractive successful girlfriend will increase Goodwin’s popularity you complete spanners’ reads exactly like a thought bubble from Matt Goodwin in a Viz strip where he’s the main character.

06.03.2026 21:08 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
dutch people eat like an alleycat in a
cartoon
Jini Jane
@jinijane_ • 1d As a Dutch child I was exposed to extreme amounts of weed smoke, but thanks to being fed large amounts of herring, my brain formed a
protective layer which has kept my IQ intact

Image is raw or cured herring with chopped onions and a perplexingly large  pickle slice

dutch people eat like an alleycat in a cartoon Jini Jane @jinijane_ • 1d As a Dutch child I was exposed to extreme amounts of weed smoke, but thanks to being fed large amounts of herring, my brain formed a protective layer which has kept my IQ intact Image is raw or cured herring with chopped onions and a perplexingly large pickle slice

It turns out dutch food, like writing, looks like if english had a stroke

05.01.2026 01:26 👍 190 🔁 27 💬 4 📌 6
Preview
Joe Rogan calls trans people "f**king perverts" & blames them for school shootings - LGBTQ Nation He's the world's most popular podcaster.

Remember how Joe Rogan was "just asking questions" about trans women and sports and didn't have a problem with trans people otherwise?

He's now a full on anti-trans genocidal fascist.

There is a reason you hold the line at sports.

06.03.2026 19:04 👍 1281 🔁 349 💬 37 📌 48

every issue poll is just trump’s approval rating now

06.03.2026 21:09 👍 656 🔁 65 💬 17 📌 0

I hate that I know what this refers to.

06.03.2026 21:17 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hit the Americans where it hurts (drivers seat of their expensive status symbol trucks)

06.03.2026 21:15 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love when I come across an account that is a very young woman who is a recent Catholic/Eastern Orthodox convert posting antisemitic conspiracy theories and about why women shouldn’t vote and she has zero followers and not even any reply guys

She’s trying so hard, and she just can’t get picked 🥀

06.03.2026 21:11 👍 439 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 0
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"you best start believing in catastrophic energy shocks - you're in one"

"you best start believing in catastrophic energy shocks - you're in one"

06.03.2026 20:19 👍 533 🔁 58 💬 10 📌 3
Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

06.03.2026 20:00 👍 2066 🔁 258 💬 61 📌 72
quote from the Catechism of the Catholic Church 239: "We ought therefore to recall that God transcends the human distinction between the sexes. He is neither man nor woman: he is God. He also transcends human fatherhood and motherhood."

quote from the Catechism of the Catholic Church 239: "We ought therefore to recall that God transcends the human distinction between the sexes. He is neither man nor woman: he is God. He also transcends human fatherhood and motherhood."

re: Talarico getting attacked for "God is nonbinary"; wait till they hear about the Catechism of the Catholic Church.

06.03.2026 20:40 👍 203 🔁 57 💬 7 📌 9

I googled this and found a link but apparently it’s blocked in my region due to the Online Safety Act.

06.03.2026 20:35 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0