Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
NEW “We’re celebrating a tradition that is at its core about resisting occupation and maintaining community in the face of horrors. You can’t keep politics out of Irish music. No one should try, for two reasons. First, it’s ahistorical. Second, Minnesotans are ready for a big anti-fascist party.”
The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child.
Moment of silence for Kristi Noem’s career
dog that’s your leadership and legacy too
We can have a little bit of It Happening, as a treat
Kristi, check your messages
Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.
People say BlueSky is an echo chamber but we have road cyclists, gravel cyclists, mountain bikers, single speeders, fixie riders, cargo bike riders, e-bike riders, hybrid riders, recumbent riders, bikepackers, randonneurs, and I'm sure we even have a few unicyclists among us
Smart move. DHS gets two first names for the price of one
Another sentence that would make zero sense one year ago
$800,000 in-app purchases of Candy Crush boosters while sitting in police SUV parked on sidewalk
Someone who is good at the economy please help me my police department is dying
"I fear some [council members] are indifferent." Have you paid someone's rent, organized a fundraiser, gone on patrol, found someone an attorney, done someone's laundry, delivered groceries, held a baby of someone sheltering in fear? "If not you may be too far removed to have good judgment."
we should go back to the days where if they couldn’t reach you by phone at home, you were either out at the soda shop with your friends or you were dead
The Atlantic: Doing an explicitly Christian holy war is one of a long line of Presidential norms that Donald Trump doesn't seem to feel bound by. Could this be when he truly becomes a leader?
liberals love shaking hands with the devil
hope springs for a while. not eternal tho. nothings eternal. whoever told u that was a real big piece of shit
actress tilly norwood has been deleted after being found unconscious next to a script containing a mistyped wildcard. she was 0
I think I’m gonna dump this communist nonsense and become a centrist. I agree that there are problems, but we need to find solutions that are fair to both the victims and the perpetrators
Caligula has talked an awful lot about existing since the morning of the world until the last star falls from the night, but when it comes to the rising price of fruits and vegetables, his silence speaks volumes.
“Bart’s quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!”
And now it’s so scary in Kingfield the one-minute tours guy is moving to Australia
Let’s keep this trend going!
Bluesky post from Aaron Rupar • @atrupar.com We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force. 7:47 PM • Jan 9, 2026 ® Everybody can reply 12K reposts 824 quotes 38K likes 602 saves
Hey remember when it got so dAnGeRoUs here that this guy had to evacuate
Whatever happened to him? I hope he’s safe!!
No
Gabbo is coming
Carol Becker, do your thing
Yep. Said the only journalism we’d see now were “aftermath” stories. And questioned whether there were ever 3000 agents here. And admitted to staking out an activist‘s house.
I was also disappointed to see them profile Moore, who revealed herself to be incompetent and unethical during her crashout here a couple weeks ago.
I rewatch this speech once or twice a year. Even with his high profile I still believe Jackson remains one of the most underappreciated figures in modern American life and politics. Rest in peace, Reverend.
youtu.be/GriU9kw_5u0?...
Rev. Jesse Jackson's "I *am* somebody..." remains one of the all-time great pieces of 20th century rhetoric / agitprop
And he could deliver it at a Black separatist meeting, the Democratic National Convention, or on god-blessed Sesame Street (see below 🥹)
RIP to the Voice of the Voiceless
