I don't think Breaking Bad could have made it more obvious that Walter White was a pathetic dweeb who exploited his family to pretend that he was a good guy.
Literally every time he's given an opportunity for some stability he freaks out and makes things worse.
"We know what's going on." -Guy who doesn't know what's going on.
He's not a great teacher either.
He makes a big play like he's just so passionate about science but he never motivates his students to share his passion and he's pretty quick to write them off even though as far as I know he's never shown actually helping any of them.
Almost EVERY time he tries to act like a bad ass he's either immediately humbled or gets himself in deeper shit.
By the end of the series he's paying a guy who doesn't give a shit about him thousands of dollars to just sit with him for an hour.
Even Walt's "redemption" at the end is just him trying to fix a massive fuck up he caused and leaving his family ruined and an innocent former student of his with life long PTSD.
I can't decide between him quipping "Orange you glad you didn't scream Banana" to a shocked bond girl or him quipping "Well Q, you did say I needed more Vitamin C in my diet" as Q chides him for the bad pun through his wristwatch communicator.
She knew how important it was to win the election and she decided to send Bill Clinton and Richie Torres out to tell Palestinian voters that their relatives deserved to die because the Bible says Israel is good.
If she saw it coming, why did she decide to run THAT campaign?
A ton of people grow up never figuring this out and you can usually tell who they are by how shitty their lives are.
As it turns out, high school feels a lot different than it usually is, and people who can accept that and move on have an easier time joining the rest of society.
Does Duolingo have Mandarin and Cantonese courses?
I want to get ahead of things.
It's the end result of "We should run the government like a business."
Alright then, guess we're gonna lay off a bunch of important people and cram a bunch of incompetents in as favors to whoever the fuck and then bankrupt the place and escape with golden parachutes.
The funniest outcome is Trump pulls him out of the Senate, somehow a dem wins the special election, and during his confirmation something comes out that makes Trump sour on him and he's fired shortly after being confirmed.
At the current pace there's going to be a bunch of Dems going, "Well, EVERYONE supported the war in Iran AT THE TIME!" in like, six months.
We need a committee that gets dispatched to courts and state governments whenever tech is involved.
I remember part of the reason Rittenhouse got away with it was because the defense attorney explained frame interpolation in a dumb way so the judge was convinced that all digital video is fake.
Leeches covers it pretty well.
Ask anyone in the fucking world if they'd be willing to be a billionaire who's taxed 80% of their income and anyone who isn't braindead from huffing paint fumes will answer with "Hell yeah."
I'm still confused why he WANTS voters to know who he is.
"I'm suing because the registrar of voters refuses to put my name down as "Vince "Guy Who Made That Infomercial Comedy Movie About Women Shitting" Schlomi""
This guy legit assumed he was going to be president.
"It's frickin' go time. We're here to kick butt and eat pizza, and we're all out of pizza!"
*Iran blows up CIA headquarters*
"Errrrrm... Okaaaaay?"
You'd think they'd be well aware of how this works considering their God king is currently, like, 90 and is visibly rotting alive.
Hey don't mock him!
This poor boy has a rare disease called RDF (Resting DreamWorks Face).
I can't explain it, but this is the musical equivalent of when you were a little kid and you'd try to run around with one shoe on and one shoe off because it felt weird.
So what are we at now?
Three Benghazis in the last week?
It was a brilliant strategy to try to only cater to straight, white, conservative men when you're basically famous for being gay Wal-Mart.
I guess on the plus side, Stephen Merchant as M and Karl Pilkington as Q would be entertaining.
I guess it was inevitably going to happen like this considering the best strategy Hegseth can seem to come up with is to send e-mails to the military that are just like, "Alright guys, here's the plan: tell our army guys to be really good at fighting."
Imagine being some kid who joined up so they could go to college and your CO starts talking about how wonderful it is to die for your God king.
I would never.
It's going to be almost impossible to get beaten by Vance, but if anyone can do it, Newsom can.
I'm not one for parasocial relationships, but this one hit me like a brick.
