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11.03.2026 14:05
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Citation needed
Oh it’s going to be a little longer than that
I hate Trump, but stop telling on yourself for how out of touch you are. His people LOVE this shit
Too old
Are we not familiar with the Borowitz Report?
Can we not with this hyperventilating dumbassery?
lol as long as it means he can’t push any more tax cuts through
Better luck in the land of the blind
Wow a hanging sweeper
He’s one person who 100% can say “don’t hate the player, hate the game”
Why is the only alternative an 80 year old woman 😭
They really thought they were cookin with that quote
Did they forget that Europe won’t pay higher than $60? Are they going to fleece China and India for the extra gas money?
Took me a few re-reads but that’s good
I think he’s figured out that as long as you don’t use Trump’s name, he literally dgaf what you say
Cooper quit his second job a week before they bought his primary job.
This is your brain on worms
Did anybody tell him that Johns Hopkins is the opposite of whatever he’s saying about Ivy League, and he banished them, too? This is just about making the officer corps a bunch of know-nothings and yes-men
Remember, he can remain in charge of this board after he leaves office (he made himself dear leader for life). With billions of dollars of funding from malicious nations, what do we expect him to do? Mercenary armies?
Imagine betting on something that literally dozens of people already know the correct answer to
It’s gotta be tough getting so little traction, all that time wasted
What kind of insanity is this? 122 is a sledgehammer, hitting everyone equally for 150 days, not up/down daily based on how obsequious a country is on any given day. Other countries will behave accordingly
Yea that’s the sound of the microphone clipping because he’s screaming into it
Just be careful bringing in any good loadouts for the next 10 raids because now you’ll be paired up with some real backstabbing sickos
Drama queen, through and through
How are they stuck? The deals are just null and void, and the dog has no teeth
It does give away the game a bit; that they benefit immensely from the attention he generates
I think it says a lot about how people see the world, and their ignorance of geopolitics, when they see the hate Eileen Gu gets and assume it’s because she’s an Asian woman.
It’s like they don’t understand that disliking the chuds who *love* guns and “gun culture” (whatever dork-ass loser thing that is) is not the same as advocating disarmament!
From a production perspective, how does it still SOUND SO GOOD