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i will not nor have i ever condoned blonde people

dating a butch is so funny i'm laid up w a girl who calls me bro but barks on command

*woman i barely know looks at me a little too long* "is it because i don't put out enough? 🥺"

stop "not mind"ing certain pronouns!! say em with your chest !!!!

how to tell my best friend i want him to get me pregnant

look into my eyes. suicidebait that political spam text. it is the only way into heaven.

new song with aria !!!!!!!!!!

i have a butches guy. a guy who sends me butches . A guy who will send butches to my place for a night if they need a place to stay in town. my butch supplier. my most loyal vizier. i love him more than any of u

why is every man internationally trying to become what is pretty unambiguously an American Man? girl we hate them here why do u think it will work in a place where people are less crazy?

it’s bandcamp friday ^_^ bc forgoes their cut for today, so consider supporting me/the new record on thereeeeee

lesbian as in the gender, bi as in an admission of guilt

*solemnly taking off my jingly bell hat and placing it on the bedside table* i thought u said japeplay :c

when the tall cishet boy at trader joes gives u that look that u know means he wants to treat you like his mother and his daughter

ppl complain about romcoms being formulaic but if u try to suggest they make one about a codependent triad of women who all view each other as mother figures suddenly i'm the problem

she dowsnt wanna play puppies w me :c

2013 was so real. who among us (ඞ) doesnt love pizza and having their butt touched?

the presence of a 24 hour mexican joint is the defining feature of whether or not a city qualifies as civilization

well first of all i would have been a low level noble being tended to by your eldest daughter in another life so maybe consider that before u yell at me for messing up your fabric cut in this crumbling house of Joann

@saoirsedream.com ST is out

vinyl is running low and 2nd run of cds coming next week

lr-d.ffm.to/saoirse-dream

broad shoulders!! gold star!! saoirse dream, angel jelly · saoirse dream · Song · 2025

icymi i did a feature on the rly awesome saoirse dream album :3
open.spotify.com/track/2pjgwy...

WIFE ALBUM WIFE ALBUM GO LISTEN NOWWWWE!!!!!!!!!

just found out my work is going out out of business. they need to make being hot and annoying a 6 figure career NOW!!!

bitches with no rug always post shit like this

she is risen . ݁₊ ⊹ sever a soul hung by a thread

the-lich.com

i love trans women

i mean him

got a lot of plans with he/theys this month. might dial it back. need to keep em humble

IM GOING ON TOUR!!! :3

in support of @saoirsedream.com on the east coast leg of "The Simulacrum Tour!"

ive never done this before n its kinda nervewracking,, but im still VERY EXCITED n cannot wait !!!

⬇️links below⬇️

going on tour forever with @canofbliss.bsky.social :3
organized by @lipgloss.world
poster by @grrumble.bsky.social