Jennifer Schaffroth

I'm not depressed. I just hate everyone and everything

If you're happy and you know it, ew

Maybe what you're looking for can be found in a person you don't want it from.

Honey, that Deadpool guy is trying to sell me a cellphone again.

The blood flooded elevator scene…

I wonder if the souls of the different dead trees used to build my house talk to each other?

A pensive police officer, hand on chin, says to Golden Age Batman, "So many people are unhappy. They worry about rent...bills, sickness...love..." "And their future...frustrated dreams...jobs...," says Batman.

I will only be skeeting essential skeets for the foreseeable future. All non essential skeets will halt until further notice.

This is 100% percent correct, the majority of people here, whether they admit it or not, would rather have a rapist criminal in charge than a woman of color who is much more qualified for the potion. America fucking sucks.

I can't wait for open windows 🥺

And is that a crop top sweater Emily I'm confused if it's for fashion or functionality

It is here too, 34 which is much better than yesterday's 16 but it's still too cold

“Destabilize their governments harder, daddy!”

- Me flirting at GameStop

I never fucking cared if other people found my life fucking interesting as long as I was fucking interested in it

It's froggy out

I can't wait for spring, I need green, I need flowers 😩

I don't want to get out of bed because it's too cold

figment is short for fig newtonment

Communicating is difficult so everyone should shut the fuck up

I don’t trust people that encourage socializing because it’s “not normal” to be isolated.

I didn't say I wanted an AI girlfriend, I said I wanted an A1 girlfriend, as in A1 steak sauce. I want a girlfriend made out of steak sauce. Maybe I just want a steak.

Me standing on the sand at Indian Rock beach on cape cod

Heard of it, Im obsessed with it

licky boom-boom down, you guys

darling, you got to let me know
should I stay, or should I gonad?

Don't worry about having money or paying bills. The world is about to end. Enjoy yourselves while you still can.

There should be a shit posting merit badge.

adding fight tyra banks to my bucket list

Just remember. It’s only a skeet. Not a declaration.

You're trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?

I'd rather not live in LA but at least it's still California.

nude broadway musical adaptation of the hobbit