[DEJ]

Nodding with my hand on my chin

Just heard the Demi ringtone but in real life as someone's actual ringtone

At risk of sounding like the diasporoids I always get so annoyed when I see Nigerians outside Nigeria behaving Like That. Why are you lamenting the fact that someone enforced a rule you were aware of.

I need to stop reading comments on these English fantasy web novels. How are you mad the protagonist isn't immediately sociopathic. Half the time they're like "he's an idiot he should lay low and plot" the other half they're like "he's an idiot he should fight/argue with/kill them for being rude"

Flossing advice sounds very victim blame-y but it's unfortunately true. "If your gums bleed when you floss it's actually because your aren't flossing enough to begin with so you need to continue flossing to correct it"

Swain + 2 health stacking cards + riftmaker = the most diabolical ARAM game I've ever played. I genuinely couldn't see my health bar because the model got too big

I almost said contrived but I don't like repeating myself and I used that word in a recent bleet

Sometimes I'll be speaking publicly as part of my job and I'll catch myself using turns of phrase that sound really obnoxious but genuinely in that moment it was the string of words that made the most sense

fairy with giant blue morpho butterfly wings and a faint halo, holding a lantern that attract butterflies.

Happy belated birthday Dan 🎉🎉

Double hairlines always annoyed me. Like why are you doing that if you're growing your hair out. Did you think you'd get mistaken for a woman.

Bathroom for the wet swamp monster stepping out of a steaming shower

Under the dining table if you're not scared of spillage

Whenever I see a lanky person taller than me I always wonder if they have some sort of connective tissue disease

I'm aware this is a contrived joke.

Guy into toes after realising his hookup only has fungus on one side: I think we got off on the wrong foot...

They'll be like everyone else is an NPC and not maintaining their neuroplasticity. Anyway I just developed a way for parents to automate childcare and education with my buggy LLM

LLMs love to use the word sobering

Waitttt not a veritable mind-f█ck

I have a work reputation as The Guy That Hates Generative AI

It's probably fine but I keep seeing the venture capital silicon valley AI startup self help book grindset types using it (in the inverse way the seed oil people and chiropractors were using "inflammation")

This staff toilet smells like melted strawberry ice cream. Must have been cleaned recently

It appears the current buzzword on twitter is neuroplasticity

"opening up would make me a headline" is such a good one liner

Remember when that person was digging a mineshaft underneath their house

Twitter is full of people calling each other the r slur and occasionally those people will be autistic and tell you when they do it it's actually woke because they're #reclaiming the slur by using it on strangers

the united states might be the only country on the planet where its military is entirely volunteer based but the majority of discourse around it acts like conscription exists. i hope people can maybe read the room a little when soldiers are currently slaughtering people in west asia again

If you're willing to spend hundreds on headphones and earphones in the name of "specs" and "quality" why would you not just buy directly from an audio company rather than get price gouged by a smartphone company

Just called a guy who's gonna come to my place tomorrow and help me out. Sidebar should I name my vehicle? I feel like lots of people do that

This is definitely my fault but what do you mean cars just refuse to start if you don't drive then for like a month