For the Almanac, I wrote about JR, a novel that I have never finished but has had a profound influence on how I write and think about fiction: paradisealmanc.substack.com/p/a-pirate-e...
quick, people are coming over tonight, hide any sign that we actually live here
new work from returning Keep Planning contributor Eric T. Racher today, which appropriates a textual form that is surely familiar to orders of magnitude more people than "experimental fiction", and which is certainly unlike anything i've ever published before. do check it out
very much my cup of tea, will be writing about it on my site
I'm like a shark. I'll die if I stop moving
I've actually taken to reading standing up, pacing around, and walking on the treadmill because sitting down makes me nervous
every once in a while, I like to check my spam folder to see several dozen versions of WE BLOCKED YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU ARE OUT OF CLOUD SPACE, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
that's two names!
this mfers name is Markwayne
it's World Book Day, so why not pick up a book actively hostile towards you The Reader
feraldove.com/thisiswhatyo...
I believe Woke 2 is real and it's coming
oh to have grabbed an LES apartment for $20 over 50 years ago
I'm one of the few people to actually slip on a banana peel in the street
I'm the guy reading a book on the treadmill at the gym specifically to piss you off
we are living through an unprecedented Dog Catches Car global event
the only time I was ever asked if I was attending AWP was followed by the explanation "so I know if I should pack condoms"
you know, in my head canon you wouldn't do that. so, I'd appreciate it if you didn't
the under discussed ragebait to masturbate pipeline
in the long term, these people need to be beaten. in the short term, maybe the only answer is getting out
www.zeffy.com/en-US/donati...
Thomas Bernhard, the man that you were
sorry for not attending your event. I thought it'd be kind of weird and embarrassing if I did
my interests are not wide, they are narrow but deep. wait what?
someone really loves Michelangelo over there
like you'd think they might ponder lunch or a crossword puzzle at some point but no. they have permanent erections and they must harass women 24/7
so I'm watching Mad Men for the first time (I know) and one thing I've learned 6 episodes in is every single man in that time period was an uncontrollable horn dog sex pest
I've let a squirter through now and again
- go ahead, doc. just give it to me straight. I'm ready.
- well, according to these results I'd guess you'll probably live until at least 80
- FUCK
"I heard you paint faces"
Anthropic as the woke liberal AI choice is just too much horseshit to stomach. enough already
