Jaynie’s Got a Bun

Who keeps the sex jet

Her fatal error was not including his mug shot in her ads

Uhhhhhh what happened to “fuck your feelings”?

But mah government check

yessss. The dems need to all agree that when it’s their turn, that’s all they do

Why are men

Right??

My plan here is he gets so tied to the war, it kills his presidential aspirations

Rich Travelers Look To Flee Dubai On Private Planes Demand for private jets out of the Middle East are surging as the wealthy look to escape the Middle East.

Gosh, I guess we’ll have to just hire drivers for like $400K to get us to the border and then book a private jet for another $200k

Needs more gold

Noem testifying

Feels like that’s a spot you’d sunburn golfing. Just saying

Feels like that’s a spot you’d sunburn golfing. Just saying

At least he’s not a raging alcoholic

The movie star??

Pretty sure they don’t think Roosevelt and Churchill were the protagonists in that story

Calling this Trump & Israel’s war is deeply unfair to MbS

“And in conclusion, please disregard the more than 100 Iranian school children my husband just helped kill. They did not be best.”

😢

Consuming enormous quantities of processed foods and growing cankles

WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS JOB THEN

Freedom is never free? Did your pals sharing troop locations on unsecured networks over Signal chat tell you that?

Is it every so often or is it more like every 30 seconds?

“All that I ask is that you lie to us. We don’t need much. We can work with any old bullshit. Just give us something to pretend to believe in.”

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Please. He has Mar-a-lago commitments. Those YMCA discs don’t spin themselves