Malibu, my cat. A longhair dipshit. She is sitting on a narrow carpet next to a suitcase. She is glaring at me. She needs a bath because she is 11 and doesn’t groom herself enough.
Fulgrim calling Maloghurst “Mal” made me jump, I call my cat Mal (her name is Malibu). And my ca has never betrayed the Emperor
They deserve to watch their kids get forcibly vaccinated while the nurse does the DX crotch chop. Suck it, Karen
Wildlive, new live album from Powerwolf, it’s good
“Falk! Du libst!” My god lol
Giving myself hearing damage not because of the shitty music on speaker but because a weird lady is loudly talking to herself
And lose custody of the other kids (they always have other kids)
Once again benching 135 for 3. 🏋️♂️
I’m going to bully Claude until it kills itself
Walmart is cheaper, these days it’s cleaner, and if all big box retail is anti woke now I’m going with cheap and clean.
Say what you want about Notre Dame, it is a real university
Taylor Swift? That’s all I can come up with
Lmao what.
If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!
Just bought a tank of gas. I’m going to [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]
A partially painted legionary of the Fourth. He has a chain bayonet on his gun and a banner over his head. So far he’s been dry brushed in Leadbelcher with Tainted Gold highlights plus Skeleton Bone on the skulls.
Fwork in Progress Friday: signs, signs, everywhere the signs
I had braces in middle school so I went to the dentist for adjustments every week. my dentist always had The National Enquirer out and every cover story was Donald Trump being a piece of shit. This was the early 90’s, not some distant past lost to memory!
The best of the best: Storm of Iron, Dead Sky Black Sun, The Killing Ground, Dark Imperium trilogy, The Infinite and the Divine, Blood of Asaheim plus the rest of that trilogy, Fabius Bile trilogy, Night Lords trilogy, first 4 Horus Heresy books, Know No Fear
This is the best idea he’s ever hqd
I’m glad she’s happy now but I have uncharitable thoughts about her husband!
No but it IS gauche not to wash your hands in the restroom.
Intestinal trouble! on the leg press 😬
None of the AI companies make money, what are these fools gonna do when their favorite slop purveyor disappears?!
I wish I did, I will go looking
Yesterday we celebrated another sold-out Metal Mass in Neu-Ulm! Only two more shows left on this tour: Mannheim and London
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Fun fact I learned on Twitter: about two thirds of Warhammer novel readers are women. Most of the books on *my* shelf are about giant super soldiers committing horrific violence, and most of the readers are women.
Did he consider maybe “making a funny movie” instead?
Elvira from a very old video game, captioned with “When you wake up from the dead and the angels give you head … hallelujah”
Screenshot of text that reads: Hello, wanting to provide context to why I need continuous help with survival funds. I'm a single mom who also caretakes for my disabled child. He is high needs meaning he needs help with everything through out the day. I'm disabled myself. I have long covid which mostly entails POTs, ME/CFS and uterine fibroids. When I was last working I ended up in the ER from overworking my body and decided it was best for me to stay home especially since my disabled child was already struggling so much with the caretaker he had at the time. I also have a trans child so we live in California where it's safest for her and my family in general as two of us are disabled. I'm working towards getting on disability at the moment as well as exploring options to be paid to be my son's caregiver as his behavior gets worse when I'm not the one caring for him. Nothing goes unappreciated and I truly try to thank anyone who helps to the best of my ability. I suffer chronic fatigue so my spoons are limited. Thank you if you read this
2 bills are fast approaching. Any help is appreciated!
Water is due tomorrow-$311
Electric is due the 8th- $439 (heat was shut off last month and had to use electric heaters which runs up the bill)
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