Spidergravy

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

Thursday: "It's not a war and we don't have any defined objectives"

Saturday: "It is a war, and we've already won"

Syphilis is a hell of a disease

A photo of a miniature windmill on a crazy golf course.

You have to remember that windmills are the natural enemy of golfers. That’s why Trump hates them so much.

🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse

🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse

🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse

A road sign that says “It is a sign made by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

Good morning

"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE"

"Fuck off Brian"

Controversial opinion: I think we should stop doing bad things for a while and try doing good things instead

Today i've sold 17 books.

I've sold absolutely no bombs.

I think this is conclusive proof that bombs are rubbish and books are ace.

Bluesky has as much bad news as X but over here, we're against it

CEOS for Bernie @LiberalCEO Find a cool product on Amazon? That company exists OFF Amazon, too. 1) Google company name. 2) Order from their site. 2a) Can usually find a 10% code! 3) Still get product in 2-8 days. 4) Company avoids losing 25% margin share to Amazon. 5) You avoid giving money to Bezos.

Yes! And regarding Step 1, there are also alternatives to Google.

TOP: A dying Darth Vader, saying to Luke Skywalker ‘Luke, help me take this mask off’. BOTTOM: Darth Vader with his mask off, and underneath is Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, as seen when he was driven away from the Cop Shop.

#ThingsIJustSawOnline

Kim Jong Un giving a thumbs up to some soldiers in green helmets.

There comes a time in every dictator’s life where they have to look at watermelons while pretending to be cheerful. For Kim Jong Un, today was that day.

If you get more than 50 I’ll buy five strangers books next week!!

There are wolves inside of you, wild & free.
There's also a grumpy bear who just wants to sleep, a disdainful owl who's had enough nonsense, and a sad little hedgehog who often feels the weight of the world.

“You’re right, Heathcliff,” said Catherine, looking back over her shoulder. “I guess they really are…” she paused, as if realizing it herself for the first time. “I guess they really are wuthering heights.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝

a barnes and noble display of emerald fennel movie branded copies of WUTHERING HEIGHTS. the sign over them reads: "It's Wutherin' Time!" -- Heathcliff

thought you probably needed to see this

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

A recycling logo with reform, restore and recycle in blue

I am very good at art so I made a topical joke.

Share this post if you like frogs Or are slowly going insane

How can a house that big be so claustrophobic?

A recycling logo with reform, restore and recycle in blue

I am very good at art so I made a topical joke.

Is that 15 now?!

"Dear Diary,
They have arrested Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. What the police are calling 'misconduct in public office', sounds very much like what I call my day job"

Bare tree branches seen from below, looking over the viewer. There is a grey sky behind

Sky

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

Updated email signature.

A pink background with the words “9.80. Off by a pixel. We're disturbed, not impressed.”