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Michael Salerno

@mikenjd

Broadway lawyer. Lover of entertainment, politics, and woefully, the New York Mets.

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White House: the witness’s allegations are “completely baseless” and “backed by zero credible evidence.”

Fact: FBI found her credible enough to interview repeatedly, and she received a financial settlement from the Epstein estate.

07.03.2026 02:39 👍 2601 🔁 908 💬 67 📌 25

this is explicitly genocidal

07.03.2026 03:44 👍 1517 🔁 318 💬 53 📌 11

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 👍 22972 🔁 5857 💬 216 📌 194

Me driving the other dads to the Dave & Buster’s out by the old mall:

06.03.2026 21:54 👍 635 🔁 62 💬 21 📌 2

So let me get this straight ...

1. US bombs Iran
2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate
3. Russia gives Iran targeting info
4. Oil price shoots WAY up
5. US unsanctions Russian oil

06.03.2026 22:10 👍 3175 🔁 1201 💬 152 📌 82
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> @edwardluce.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:51 👍 599 🔁 136 💬 9 📌 0

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 👍 7293 🔁 2010 💬 154 📌 88

I 100% believe that he knows he’s dying & a holy war is a shot at salvation with the benefit of destroying a world that would very unfairly dare to continue existing without him.

We are witnessing the most selfish actions ever known. Historically, executions, not flowers, are the only apology.

06.03.2026 19:23 👍 239 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 3

@jowrotethis.bsky.social Relevant to your recent discussion with Mal!

06.03.2026 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 👍 10042 🔁 1858 💬 105 📌 119

An understandable position from Kalshi CEO Wile E. Coyote

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countries—including the United States.

That Iranian Navy ship we torpedoed had no ammunition on board because that was a requirement to participate in the MILAN 2026 exercise (organized by the Indian Navy).

The US Navy knew this because IT ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE EXERCISE. What a national embarrassment.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 16:40 👍 802 🔁 332 💬 53 📌 38

Almost there…

06.03.2026 16:51 👍 1717 🔁 333 💬 59 📌 11

Gas is up 38 cents in the last week at my local station, an over 13% increase in 7 days.

06.03.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That none of us asked for, nor did our representatives vote for!

06.03.2026 17:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Any republican that tries to make this into something should be required to describe what God’s cock looks like

06.03.2026 15:58 👍 1241 🔁 201 💬 45 📌 26

All I'm saying is Google had a vested interest in wrecking its magic search (people may have forgotten how insanely good it was, it was wizard level shit) because of how underwater they were on their AI investment and get you on to Gemini

06.03.2026 15:04 👍 834 🔁 170 💬 22 📌 10

It's the same feeling that caused me as a kid to put sufficient nails in my bedroom wall so I could keep my own full MLB standings by hanging index cards with for each team and the games behind, and changing them daily based on the morning's paper

06.03.2026 14:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's congratulate our fellow citizens who no longer have to work and spend all their time in leisure due to Grok

06.03.2026 13:49 👍 528 🔁 80 💬 13 📌 1

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

06.03.2026 13:53 👍 5629 🔁 1665 💬 29 📌 73
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Armageddon Even hugs come with helicopter fly-bys when Michael Bay is in charge

Oh @sheaserrano.bsky.social, you floored me with the comment at 41:49

goodmovie.substack.com/p/armageddon...

06.03.2026 13:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

this is also a thing Nazi U Boats were known for doing, guess Hegseth really is taking inspiration from his heroes

06.03.2026 13:01 👍 226 🔁 71 💬 6 📌 1

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

06.03.2026 12:43 👍 2894 🔁 429 💬 110 📌 44
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How Kai Correa and the Mets plan to overhaul the defense, one drill at a time Correa brings a fresh mindset by creating infield drills that require quick thinking: 'What you don’t want is indecision.'

“That guy is really good. I heard a lot of really good stuff about him, but now that I’ve got him, it’s amazing to work with him.”

06.03.2026 13:13 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I really encourage everyone to spend some time with the DHS Flickr page, which in one year posted thousands and thousands of glamour shot propaganda photos of Kristi Noem and little else. Our tax dollars! www.flickr.com/photos/dhsgov/

06.03.2026 12:15 👍 662 🔁 190 💬 12 📌 20

Youth pastor voice: “you know who else followed escorts?”

06.03.2026 12:19 👍 154 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0
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“.. National average gasoline price is now up by 10.8% over the past 4 days ... the only other time we've seen a larger increase was in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.”

- Schwab ⛽️

06.03.2026 12:23 👍 905 🔁 383 💬 53 📌 32
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Justice Department publishes some missing Epstein files related to Trump The Justice Department has published additional Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor after an NPR investigation found dozens of pages were withheld.

The Justice Department released *some* of the missing files, namely FBI interview notes from the woman alleging Epstein trafficked her as a young teen to Trump, Trump sexually assaulted her, and then she later endured a series of threats not to talk. Very dark reading www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...

06.03.2026 11:39 👍 318 🔁 153 💬 14 📌 14
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

06.03.2026 06:12 👍 4247 🔁 855 💬 100 📌 227