Milli Vanilla

Aldi has a “limited time only meat” sale.

But isn’t that just all meat?

If only you’d invested your immense personal wealth in American oil and gas companies, like other ordinary folks.

And famously, no married men with daughters have ever been misogynists.

A picture of George W Bush next to the quote: There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again. - George W. Bush

Love the idea, and can’t wait to see how you do the cereal.

The lyrics for Your Love by The Outfield have always given me the ick. Just ew.

I think Industry shows us why the finance industry regularly sends economies into chaos spirals.

Maybe it depends on your measure of success.

Apropos of nothing, I imagine increasing oil prices due to the chaos makes domestic oil production much more profitable.

Just going to put money on Polymarket every time you post.

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

4 panel Cyanide and Happiness cartoon Person: I'M HERE TO DONATE SOME BLOOD! Doctor: WONDERFUL! ANY QUESTIONS BEFORE WE GET STARTED? Patient: DOES IT HAVE TO BE MY BLOOD? Doctor: YES. Patient: NEVERMIND.

Three faces from The Onion’s American Voices Vox pop parody

Washington Post just doing The Onion’s American Voices at this point.

What radicalised you?

a cartoon character named bugs bunny is standing in front of a tree Alt: a cartoon character named bugs bunny is standing in front of a tree, laughing

They are probably got lost on the way to Albuquerque.

Al Gore was British/European?

That’s traffic, not users, and most of that traffic is probably Americans complaining about people from other countries talking about non-American stuff.

a person is laying on the ground in the dark with smoke coming out of it . Alt: Countless human skulls on a dark and dusty plain. A human skull is crushed under a Terminator’s foot.

Cremulator

Gonna get that on a tshirt.

a white cat is eating food on a wooden floor Alt: a white cat is dry heaving

People don’t clean their belly buttons. Can you imagine what their pouches would be like?

These birds almost went extinct before badminton switched to artificial shuttlecocks.

They had one, but he died on the throne.

Me, to myself, eating a flatfish:
“What’s a Plaice like this doing in a guy like me?”

Just the right amount of over-produced cheese to do ok in Eurovision.

I’m totally fine just using my imagination of Supermarionation cats.

Jumpy fren

Look. No evildoer in the history of the world has ever been an “extraordinary political communicator”.

They crush the 99% to extract the 1% lingering hope. It’s a key ingredient in tear gas.