Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."
Good night everyone remember to drink plenty of water and that I love you
as an iraqi i should be allowed to throw two shoes at everyone who supports the US military
"Sluts Against Police" written on a wall with black spray paint next to a figure with devil horns
"Sluts Against Police"
Seen in Seattle
on her mind
Obligatory posting of the best Dutch sentence. Say it out loud, it will brighten your day.
we need more furries
i have good news from X, the everything app
hi everyone
"this whole thing smacks of surveillance" I holler as I demolish my neighbors wifi router and turn the Internet of Things into the Internet of Shit
oh so you can just grow all your crops in one place and harvest them later instead of maintaining a nomadic society and foraging for food. that's dope! that is a really good idea
true!!
Live so that if your life was a book Florida would ban it.
it's not that hard
hey car owners, there's really nothing stopping you from installing an old timey AWOOOGA horn
feel like it would be a net positive to have more car's woogin' on the road
you might've noticed that i haven't been posting here all that often. well, i can shed some light on that. there's still a relatively small user base here, meaning fewer funnier accounts from whom i can steal jokes and ideas. that's what i did on twitter, and that's what i intend to do here as well
Update I did not get the job :(
Netflix screen of "Tidying up with Marie Kondo" showing an arab fighter with a AK-47
Love a good metadata error
What do comments count for
Two Bernie tweets. One is the 9/11 tweet remembering the Chilean coup against Allende and has over 24 thousand likes, while the other is the 9/11 tweet he made about the World Trade Center attack which has a mere 1500 likes.
does this qualify as a ratio??
football (53px-35px)
I love football man
A wooden window frame with a figure holding one of the bars intently.
The same with more muted tones, using Dawnbringer's palette.
"Would you let this weary traveler into your house?"
For today's lospec daily - Nightmare
1st with daily palette June Flower, 2nd with Dawnbringer's 32 Col :)
#pixelart #art
so called wireshark
me on a normal sunday night: dang it! i have to go back to work tomorrow!
me on a sunday night on a three-day weekend: luckily i don’t need to go back to work tomorrow. time for me to have a good time and enjoy the long weekend
Thanks babe
SO TRUE JON
drawing of a sad face
when it's sunday night and you have to go to work tomorrow!
drawing of a sad face
gonna try to start a new meme
