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Sissyphus

@paladom

Once, I kicked a ball on the roof & ruined recess for everyone. I’ve been atoning ever since. 32 / Chicago / Gay™️ / Marketer / Feline Father Paladin main since ‘08 Pushcart Prize-nominated poet Paramore is my favorite band

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Latest posts by Sissyphus @paladom

Thank yew 🙏 (on a serious note, I will be OK, just need to do some soul searching rn in life)

07.03.2026 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you could make all my financial obligations disappear for 6 months so I can go on a shamanistic quest to find my purpose in life, that would be appreciated!

07.03.2026 07:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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ahead of its time post

07.03.2026 05:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Living thru the worst existential crisis of my life lately but we simply must persist nevertheless

07.03.2026 05:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This season has largely been a dumpster fire but at least it’s given us Darlene

07.03.2026 02:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mooshkie update

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eczema itch kicking my ass tonight

05.03.2026 06:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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BREAKING: I had another good chest day

05.03.2026 00:29 👍 67 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

People in my building looooove bringing their small children to the gym and forcing them to be stage props taking up space while they work out & I’m over it :))

04.03.2026 23:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Beyonce Knowles Carter is the only person with 3 names I’m taking advice from, sorry

04.03.2026 22:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

slayyyter plz just give me the album I won’t tell anyone

04.03.2026 08:03 👍 22 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
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The face of someone who just yoinked a bunch of necklaces off the wall

03.03.2026 14:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anyone else suffering from a severe lack of optimism in the current moment

03.03.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

02.03.2026 23:44 👍 4993 🔁 849 💬 46 📌 12
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why did no one tell me Ret Paladin is one of the lowest DPS specs rn in Midnight

02.03.2026 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Procrastinated like crazy because I suck at building process from scratch but I finally finished a style guide for work & I’m proud of myself, divas

02.03.2026 05:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Explaining the premise of a mooshka to men on Grindr

01.03.2026 20:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

32 years old & I just discovered the “Add space after list item” format option in Word/Docs 😔

01.03.2026 17:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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surely we could’ve come up with something less intensive on graphics cards…lag central baby!

28.02.2026 17:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That should’ve been a double sashay I’ll say it

28.02.2026 04:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Iced Argyle Classic 20z from First Sip secured

27.02.2026 20:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Another grass starter win for me

27.02.2026 14:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Already in love with Eversong Woods

27.02.2026 00:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Unfortunately have started liking the gym again

26.02.2026 21:22 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meetings before 10am should be illegal btw

26.02.2026 13:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep forgetting that Midnight early access starts tomorrow…I still dunno if I wanna keep maining Ret Paladin or give Mage a whirl

26.02.2026 06:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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She.

26.02.2026 05:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss it so much lately 😭

26.02.2026 04:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have not been this excited for an album since Paramore’s self-titled tbh

26.02.2026 04:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Preview
OLD TECHNOLOGY by Slayyyter on Apple Music

In an alternate universe I’m making out with a short tattooed king to this song at Berlin at 2am, 3 bombs deep music.apple.com/us/album/old...

26.02.2026 04:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0