Funky Dynamite

Fuck kinda name is Cluely. That’s such a parody ass name for some bullshit startup you’d see in a lazy tv show

He also called Trump Americas hitler. Vance has zero scruples and zero qualms about being a total hypocrite.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

lol you mean the only reason I ever go to target? Can’t wait to cancel my red card you absolute doofuses

Huh, seems bad. Like where’s the money?

james cameron every few years

How to get rich: step 1: be rich already

If you’re worried about Trump’s war (that nobody wanted that caused the stock market to plummet and gas prices to skyrocket and started by killing a bunch of school kids) coming home to roost, trumps got some reassuring words: “fuck off and die I guess (shrug)”

Seriously how is every democrat not running this in every ad?!

US Employers Unexpectedly Cut Jobs, Unemployment Rises February data call labor market stabilization narrative into question

Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump and a Republican Congress "for the economy." This is what you get, a sputtering job creation engine that can't make progress like before and keeps rolling backwards.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

If you look at these men and think "that's what a genius looks like, I gotta give this guy all the money that has ever existed in the hopes that they build Roko's Basilisk and it rewards me for my unwavering faith in The Basilisk" then I'm sorry but you have the brain of a baby penguin

"Garfield Minus Garfield" in the Godzilla Minus One and Godzilla Minus Zero font with the G logo on an orange background

Trump: yeah gas is expensive. Go fuck yourself that’s why. Americans are gonna die. I could not give half a shit.

Democrats: well it was tough but we found a bunch of candidates that will definitely lose to that guy, somehow

“I said to him sir, excuse me; sir, no one is questioning the success of your military operation sir, we ALL loved when that school full of children was blown up and over a hundred kids died”

jim.chuong * › • Investing 22h Make $20,000 a month. Live off $8,000 a month. Invest $12,000 a month. Thats how you get rich

Threads is just nonstop, raw, pure unfiltered idiocy. It’s like there’s a direct line into the brain of morons and every errant thought of the deranged is automatically posted. Look at this doofus

Every now and then because I want to torture myself I’ll check in on how Threads is doing and it really is the social media platform for people who were hit in the head with a hammer

Weird how these TPUSA affiliated types always turn out to be vile racists. Good thing we’ve canonized their founder and are naming streets after him and shit.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

US military carries out 1st land operation against cartels in Ecuador: SOUTHCOM The United States and Ecuador conducted joint military operations against "designated terrorist organizations in Ecuador," U.S. Southern Command announced Tuesday.

We said No War and the US government said "best we can do is every war all at the very same time oops we're almost out of bombs but that's probably fine when doing every war, all at the very same time idk we're drunk"

Damn RIP Bob Power. Not a super well known name to most people but he produced and mixed some classic records for A Tribe Called Quest, The Roots, De La Soul, and a lot more. He contributed a lot to the sound of some of the most formative records of my life.

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

I guess I just don’t get why people seemingly are submitting themselves to a worse life willingly and gleefully. Why people are wallowing not just in the suffering of others, but in their own suffering as well.

Pam Bondi was JUST screeching that the Dow was over 50k & that should make the Epstein files moot for some reason. Now that’s not even the case. Even if you suck & don’t care about people, what’s good about tariffs stealing from you, higher gas prices & your retirement (if you have it) freefalling

I know it’s obviously not the big issue, people are dying and the world is in chaos, but it’s still wild to me that like a week ago Trump just smugly said shit like “gas is so cheap” and “your 401ks are doing great” right before plunging into a war that made gas prices skyrocket and 401ks plummet.

Day 4 of Operation Le Epic Bacon Chungus

restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-

jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga

salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

GodZillow will give you an estimate on your home’s value (and then destroy it)

And Biden was born in 1942!