Probably not a ringing endorsement for where we are societally that the meme gripping our collective attention is a penguin suicidally marching towards the beauty of a certain death.
I feel like going on a Rust Cohlenstyled rant about the futility of humanity everytime I visit the dentists. We’re a mistake as a species.
Thinking about becoming a vest guy. Not like fleece Patagonia office bro vests, but military surplus too many pocket vests. I won’t be talked out of it. This is just my reality now.
That I have no money is besides the point.
Every cause I’ve ever given money or time to has flamed out gloriously. Starting to think it’s me probably. I won’t be giving any organizations any more money for their own good.
Finally watched Twisters on a long flight. I uncontrollably said out loud, “Tunde Adebimpe” delightedly. The young German couple sitting next to me shot me a look, but it could just be their faces. Who’s to know?
Any party that seeks to serve Capital will be Conservative. You cannot serve both workers and bosses, and when you try the best the workers will ever get is a pizza party. Democrats ain’t even trying to give us Papa John’s anymore.
I want to either learn OR found a school of yogic meditation learning to control energy levels and bowel movements the way my subconscious does when I have non-negotiable things that must be done.
In Germany the poop flush is the larger of two buttons. If I lived here I’d say “going to push the big button” quite a bit.
You too homie. I need to spend more time on here and less on “the everything website”.
It do be meaning that 🤣. I have have my kid at school by 7:30 every morning so it also means that I’m waking up 6 every morning. So you give and you take.
Me X or Xennial or whatever the fuck and Zoomers and the epic handshake meme.
The tyranny of time flattens culture and puts things on the same plane that did not exist thusly in their day. We need not compare Beck to Will Oldham, cease and desist.
Kinda fucked that they always called him Alf. Put some respect on Gordon Shumway’s name.
I wear a hat like once a month which feels about the same amount I buy one from EFF.
Tearing down my shed, and it feels like a metaphor.
Reskeet with an iconic fictional band
Pee Wee at his core was an art project, and like all truly great American art it was an explosion of American hypocrisy and a subversion of assimilation. We were very luck to have him.
There’s a golden retriever puppy mashing it’s little face against the carrier mesh under the plane seat next to me and it’s testing my meddle to not free it.
TBH If’n I were to move out of the south, Detroit City is one of the few US cities I’d consider. Solid vibes.
Individual consumer choices are exercises in masturbatory sel-congratulation.
Just made a jar of tomato jam. Very delicious AND it only took 2 hours a sink full of dishes and about half the garden’s tomatoes.
If another mofo tells me about picking tomatoes when they “blush” I’m gonna kick their plums until they bruise.
Whilst I do not have an aversion to Mayo, I spent en entire summer loading trucks next to Duke plant and I have a much better understanding of why someone might be.
Show me that sandwich, or post ass or sumpin I can actually use.
All of us that are not stupid enough to know that things ain’t looking good from a planet standpoint already do, so like what kinda joy are we getting constantly reminding each other of doom?
So do all new pharmaceutical drugs cause flash mobs? The ads are leading me to believe that flash mobs and taint infections are almost guaranteed.
Good Lordt. My 5 year-old ass would’ve never come back from that.
I never fully recovered from seeing Time Bandits in the theater at the height of a Chicken Pox infection. Mom figured she should pile a fever dream on an actual fever.
