Patrick Sullivan

Pokemon Pokopia text that says "I don't need sleep I need to water grass"

2:20am

The cat that carries my Mewgenics run

Real Magic Exposed w/ Paul F. Tompkins // Quorators Full Episode YouTube video by Quorators

NEW QUORATORS w/ PAUL F. TOMPKINS!

→ Why can't I get grunk or high?

→ What is the ultimate defense against all mental attacks, witchcraft and bullshit?

→ I don't like women for some reason. What should I do about this?

AND MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/v9DPnNYxdcM

First part of Moby Dick in the Pokémon Pokopia font: "Call me ishmael some years ago-never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, i thought would sail about a Little and see the"

A review from LevelUp marking the game as a .09/10 instead of a 9/10. Review text: "DOOM: The Dark Ages delivers a visceral, medieval twist to the legendary franchise, with intense combat, a captivating narrative, and expansive maps that echo the classic DOOM experience. The innovative shield saw mechanic adds strategic depth, and the soundtrack fuels the brutal atmosphere. However, a slower, less dynamic combat system compared to Doom Eternal, repetitive weapons, and forgettable level designs hold it back. It's a thrilling and challenging enough experience that might leave dedicated fans wanting more. A solid, if not revolutionary, chapter in the Doom saga"

I have this saved from when it happened last year, made me think Doom: The Dark Ages was a bad pick-up in my league haha

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team screenshot with Totodile saying "I have turned into a Totodile!"

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team screenshot with Totodile saying "Maybe I feel that way because I'm Totodile!"

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team screenshot with Totodile saying "The way I look... I'm still Totodile."

The power fantasy gamers want

I usually choose Chuckie as my starter, but Tommy is respectable

Typing out "Smell ya later" in chat then sprinting away, interrupting the local connection and corrupting my friend's save

Set off on a grand adventure to become the Pokémon League Champion-now on Nintendo Switch™! Celebrate 30 years of Pokémon™ with this Nintendo Switch™ version* of the Pokémon FireRed Version game originally released on the Game Boy™ Advance system! Explore the Kanto region, discover wild Pokémon around every corner, and aim to complete your Pokédex as you battle your way to success. Earn badges as you develop winning strategies to use against each experienced Gym Leader, and uncover amazing secrets in your quest to be the best Trainer. This digital exclusive contains the Sevii islands, where even more Pokémon await. You can also visit the Pokémon Wireless Club to trade, battle, and chat with other players via local wireless**! Software description provided by the publisher.

"chat with other players via local wireless" yeah that's called talking

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

One of the Mewgenics opening sequence cats

My chud cat keeps scalping Pokémon cards

i just bought the domain "localhost"

all you developers are SCREWED unless you give me one million dollars

Freakin' cirque de snowleil at the closing ceremony right now. Cirque de snowleil. It's like a cirque de snowleil at the olympics right now. It's a cirque de snowleil out there

A snippet from the Palette Swap article saying "At press time, Epic Games, the creators of Fortnite, went through a round of layoffs as a result of forgetting they already made Fortnite."

Evergreen (unfortunately)

One developer reported over 100 layoffs as a result of making a commercial success that fell short of Fortnite.
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I get it's Ash Wednesday, I'm just confused because I thought they stopped once he became champion

every friend group has one 🤣 Mrs. White, Mr. Green, Mrs. Peacock, Professor Plum, Miss Scarlet, and Colonel Mustard 😭 which one are you? 🧐

Chris Person from Aftermath tracking how many points he's accumulated from Citi Bike over the course of months

Insane to see it all laid out like this, great read

My Grueling Quest To Buy A Switch 2 By Riding Citi Bikes After roughly 495 bike rides and interrupted by a broken foot, I have a Nintendo Switch 2 from riding Citi Bike points. Was that work?

It took more than 6 months, but it turns out you can grind low level trash mobs in real life too. aftermath.site/switch-2-citib...

one of my prompts received the rare MSN honor of Four Performers

A screenshot of Dr. Beanies and a cat from Mewgenics. HEADLINE: The ‘Mewgenics’ Team on Inspirations, Feature Creep, and Whether or Not I’m a Bad Person.

I talked to the creators of Mewgenics about everything from their long development journey to what my gameplay tells them about my morals as a person.
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Steven from Mewgenics saying "But from here on out you're probably going to remember me as that Mr. Resetti guy."

He's going to yell at my savescumming ass a lot

Imagine the camera just panned over to this guy

NOT touching Link at the Nintendo Store NYC

Successfully teched getting sick on the plane by thinking "I'm better than this"

After the phrase haunted overwhelmed employees, Blizzard appears to have delivered on the mysterious promise.
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More games need to let you be a skateboarding dragon

The Super Bowl in the Pokémon world would really be nothing compared to the dogfights, huh

"Mimir, pull that up."