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Philip Eisner

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I write moving pictures. rep: Untitled Ent. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0252155/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

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This is why I keep my mind unhinged, you cannot program my chaos

12.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He wants to use nukes so badly.

10.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"

10.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 24972 πŸ” 8646 πŸ’¬ 982 πŸ“Œ 517
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Question: why would anyone come to the World Cup here?

@fifa that β€œpeace prize” isn’t aging too great huh πŸ†

07.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 3063 πŸ” 968 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 38

Sounds familiar.

07.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 2722 πŸ” 954 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 28

This is one of the most jaw dropping moments of Trump’s presidency. Up there with brainstorming about injecting bleach and shining light up orifices to cure COVID.

06.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 5807 πŸ” 1512 πŸ’¬ 259 πŸ“Œ 48

Oh I'll be a good boy

I'm trying so hard to behave

Because there's one thing I know

I'd like to live long enough to savor

That's when they finally put you in the ground

I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down

β€” Elvis Costello, singing about a politician

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œWe’ll Smash the Fucking Window Out and Drag Him Out” We’ve documented nearly 50 incidents of immigration officers shattering car windows to make arrests β€” a tactic experts say was rarely used before Trump took office. ICE claims its officers use a β€œmini...

Last year, we documented nearly 50 incidents of immigration officers shattering car windows to make arrests β€” a tactic experts say was rarely used before Trump took office.

ICE claims its officers use a β€œminimum amount of force.” You can judge for yourself.

(Published July 2025)

06.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 865 πŸ” 370 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 13
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Trump Officials Attended a Summit of Election Deniers Who Want the President to Take Over the Midterms The meeting’s participants included Kurt Olsen, a White House lawyer charged with reinvestigating the 2020 election, and Heather Honey, the Department of Homeland Security official in charge of electi...

The Trump officials who attended a recent summit of election deniers included Kurt Olsen, a White House lawyer charged with reinvestigating the 2020 election, and Heather Honey, the DHS official in charge of election integrity.

06.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 11
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Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die' In an interview with 'Time,' President Donald Trump acknowledged the possibility that Iran retaliates with attacks on U.S. soil, saying, 'We think about it all the time. We plan for it'

Trump on terrorist attacks in America: β€œLike I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."

06.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 2754 πŸ” 1022 πŸ’¬ 555 πŸ“Œ 447
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'South Park' writer’s new website targets Trump's son with military recruitment push A South Park writer has launched a new website following the death of three American troops in President Donald Trump's war with Iran, as a wave of criticism online prompted #SendBarron to trend Monday. The White House has called President Trump "the president of peace" β€” but the internet had a diff...

A South Park writer has launched a new website following the death of three American troops in President Donald Trump's war with Iran, as a wave of criticism online prompted #SendBarron to trend Monday.

02.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 192 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 5

as long as you vomit blood ;)

26.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

looking fwd to the throat singing version

26.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AHEM. #horror #scriptsky

bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3...

24.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

AHEM.
#horror #scriptsky

bloody-disgusting.com/exclusives/3...

24.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

yup

worth noting that I read that kind of description in student scripts

in produced scripts, it’s less common

turns out actresses who can help get a film funded don’t want to play animate t&a

crazy, right?

23.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never want to know what they look like β€” only care about what makes them tick

β€œyou know he went to Harvard because he’ll tell you within 3 sentences”

23.02.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yes

AND he may have point

BUT ONLY IF you’re describing what everyone is wearing in every scene, vs when it’s relevant to the story

23.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Occasionally one writes a sentence that requires no context:

β€œMelvin’s the kind of spider who talks with his hands.”

#scriptsky

23.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Clarence Thomas Secretly Accepted Luxury Trips From Major GOP Donor Island-hopping on a superyacht. Private jet rides around the world. The undisclosed gifts to Thomas have no known precedent in the modern history of the Supreme Court. β€œIt’s incomprehensible to me tha...

Our Pulitzer-winning "Friends of the Court" series began with this story that revealed how SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas had, for 20+ years, been treated to undisclosed luxury vacations by real estate titan and GOP megadonor Harlan Crow.

(Published April 2023)

22.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 8558 πŸ” 3706 πŸ’¬ 550 πŸ“Œ 278
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

20.02.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2654 πŸ” 931 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 31
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Ossoff: "There are some folks who are doomscrolling in the fetal position. Every day there is a new outrage. It's easy I know to fear that maybe we could lose our republic. I think what John Lewis would tell us is it's up to us. We have the power to right the ship. Nobody is gonna do it for us."

19.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 8887 πŸ” 2535 πŸ’¬ 182 πŸ“Œ 159

Reminder: Trump was president and Barr was AG

19.02.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 912 πŸ” 311 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 8
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Nice to see another outlet picking up on the fact that a Republican candidate for governor in Tennessee confirmed to us he believes women who make their own reproductive decisions and get abortions should face the death penalty.

pro.stateaffairs.com/tn/elections...

17.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1211 πŸ” 719 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 77
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Can consciousness ever be understood β€” this side of death? Philosophers, psychologists, neuroscientists, plant biologists and novelists have all grappled with the mysteries of conscious experience, to an uncertain end.

Can consciousness ever be understood β€” this side of death? www.nature.com/articles/d41...

17.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Robert Duvall: A Life in Pictures The actor, who had a knack for embodying a wealth of varied characters, had a sprawling and celebrated career.

Robert Duvall, who had a knack for embodying a wealth of varied characters, had a sprawling and celebrated career. Here is a look back at his career, in pictures. nyti.ms/4qJRq7L

17.02.2026 01:30 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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Michael Silverblatt, 'genius' host of KCRW literary show 'Bookworm,' dies at 73 Silverblatt’s 30-minute show, which ran from 1989 to 2022, included interviews with celebrated authors including Gore Vidal, Kazuo Ishiguro, David Foster Wallace, Susan Orlean, Joan Didion and Zadie S...

R.I.P. Michael Silverblatt.

β€œBookworm” was a formative show for this kid from Nebraska to feel connected to writers.

β€œSilverblatt…known for interviews of authors so in depth they sometimes left his subjects astounded at his breadth of knowledge of their work...”

www.latimes.com/california/s...

16.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😘

15.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 14959 πŸ” 5414 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 42
The Mortuary Assistant

The Mortuary Assistant

My friend Tracee wrote this! Let’s go!

15.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0