vibehound

Well, I guess they're reunited now

what did the ayatollah know about jeffrey epstein

So is Bigfoots

People of the forest are real

back at my old shit again (chakras)

Runners up

High Maintenance is therapy

Moose domestication

Live action Shrek with John Fetterman painted green

May they one day meet

Writer's parents own 200 units in the city and have racked up many, many violations.

Feds identified the leader of antifa:
The girl reading this

youre eating a peanut butter AND jelly sandwich? really? in this economy?

The Original Chunks drink is delightful

Aw fuck, I fell asleep with my can of hummus only half eaten

420 is about drugs

@oncinema.bsky.social a live action The Critic where Gregg Turkington plays Jay

Newton twirling his fingers in corn starch and water: oh hell no

28 THIS YEAR California. It's up near Humboldt, but i was under no obligation to tell you that.

@themountaingoats.bsky.social what a beautiful, clever, sassy line

btw thanks for helping me get through this past year

I just met Zach Woods - such a sweet, warm guy

Marijuana that makes your memory better

jazz fission

I do remember, now lemme kick that football

Some of those that work forces...

@profanity.accountant lay it on me

a marijana thats only good for you