Nick Wilson 🏴

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"I condemn violence.... But I won't ever stop assisting the bombing of children" is not the bulletproof rhetorical strategy you seem to think it is

They got arrested and expelled, John. They got tear gassed and beat up, John. They got insulted and dismissed by the Democrat who was running for president, John.

And they were all 100% correct about everything they said. The fact they didn't get what they want is the fault of Democrats

Every year the wolves have a stretch where they look like they finally figured it all out and then they have like 5 straight games where it's like, "oh wait, nevermind. This team is completely unserious" and somehow I keep falling for it

The Timberwolves are very very lucky that the 2026 Twins exist or they would be the most embarrassing franchise in the state

Oh, so this is actually all your fault

Donte airball on an open three. Think we might be cooked chat.

Tbf I think it's way funnier for someone like Bam to have that number 2 spot instead of Kobe

Will never understand how the NBA community collectively decided that Karl Malone is trash (true and correct) but then I guess Kobe gets a pass for some reason

I haven't even seen the highlights yet. I just saw he had like 40 at halftime on 10-25 and was like, "the fuck is going on?" and then I saw the final statline and I'm so goddamn confused about how this happened

Seriously. How do you score 83 points on sub 50% shooting in 2026????

The absolute worst part of every marathon is when you're like 80% done. Close enough to know you're almost done, too far away to sprint to the finish line

I'm thoroughly "basketball is fake until April" pilled

The regular season is for effort-maxxers and the playoffs is basically 4 straight coin flips if you're anywhere above the play-in

This is not investment advice, but if you're already the type of degen who would hypothetically do this, short all the stock futures somewhere between 0-50% of the way through his speech, and then buy all the short term futures and wait for "stocks rebound after trump just declares they will" to hit

So is Max

Charles Oliveira is so fucking cool

America is going to be so mad when they find out "UFC Freedom" only involves 1 fight where an American has any chance of beating up a foreigner, and the foreigner is Canadian

How many of those are afternoon games vs night games? Feels like we can comfortably chalk up all future games before dusk as losses

In case anyone hasn't seen it.

Brooks blew zeroes, cop suspects marijuana but there was none in the car and cops say shit like that all the time.

This isn't a DUI.

19 to 3 free throws in that quarter is the most unethical shit I've seen since the last time the Lakers played at home

Denver should morally lose every game forever

Nikola Jokic is like 300 lbs and falls down from less contact than my 4 year old daughter

Holy shit Keyonte George is awesome

Every day is leg day, cause I keep forgetting to workout for like 18 days

I actually used to be in really good shape, I swear!

- me, yelling at the mirror, struggling to get through a basic crunch + curl + squat routine

We may all die in a totally preventable nuclear apocalypse because of these idiots, but there will at least be lots of "squirter" jokes along the way

Be nice. They're just a wittle smol bean newspaper with no power or editorial control. Do you hate print journalism now? You monster

Ah, yes, the NYT has no choice in what writers and opinions they platform and set as within the overton window. That's why there's so many anarchists calling for immediate revolution on the NYT editorial page.

Ooh, nooooow you care about the rights and wellbeing of students?

I feel like the only remaining Julius Randle defender on the internet, but holy shit dude what is that box score?

Now do congress