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Dan Simpson, Eyebrow Cinema

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Film lover. Video essayist. Metalhead. He/Him https://www.youtube.com/EyebrowCinema

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Were fans begging for a remake? A remaster that runs at a higher framerate? Sure, but I can't imagine demanding a remake when the original is still aces. What, aside from some tech improvements, could a remake add?

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. I didn't know.

05.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Really enjoyed this essay from Matt Singer on the AFI's Top 100 Specials.

And if you enjoyed it too, I would (not so) humbly recommend my own video on that very topic.

youtu.be/y43FkzocueY?...

03.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"You can't take away GenAI what about the people who use it?! 😭😭😭"

Fuck 'em. Fuck every last one of them. The scrapers DDoS us every waking fucking hour, making it a nightmare to keep things running. I have ZERO sympathy for folks addicted to the plagiarism machine that lies to you.

22.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 1088 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10

Revolution feels 100x bigger than WrestleMania right now & both promotions know it.

03.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Triple H's Booking Strategy:

03.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The same slim jim ad with LA Knight and Bianca Belair played twice for god's sake! It's bad enough that every square foot of screen real estate is sponsored or that Michael Cole does paid ad reads or even that there are full-blown commercials on the show, but literally the same commercial!

02.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Incredible! Man who shit self on first-date made fascinating courtship mission that much harder."

02.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So much of Elimination Chamber just wasted time. Virtually every wrestler in the men's and women's match entered the chamber slowly eyeing everyone else already in their pods. Why? Just have one wrestler do that to give it weight.

02.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

$30/month which includes a wrestling ppv every month should be a steal, but WWE has settled into the most anemic wrestling cards. 4 matches over the course of 3 hours is appaling.

02.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's especially prohibitive when what you're buying is three hours of entrances and advertisements broken up by the odd wrestling match, itself stuffed to the gils with ads.

02.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The most prevalent response I've seen to this is The Rise of Skywalker, and by a wide margin. And idk, I feel like getting angry at Star Wars in 2019 is on you lmao.

01.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 260 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

Put me in coach, I'm ready to play!

27.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I have watched too many shite Netflix movies to turn back now. This HAS to be for something.

27.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mannnn, I just recorded my voiceover are you fucking kidding me?

26.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"nObOdY wAnTs 2 WoRk AnYmOrE!!!!"

26.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This cover art is hilariously bad.

25.02.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life β€” years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable β€” rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice

25.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 6857 πŸ” 1217 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 32

Began my 2025 MCU catch-up with Captain New America: Brave New World tonight and uh, wow that was quite bad. Has the usual problems of bad MCU movies while also being hold together with scotch tape. I have no idea what story it's trying to tell or why. Just completely pointless.

25.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Been a while since my last video. Wait is not quite over but I can say I'm currently waist deep in the next script. 5000 words so far and counting. Hoping to finish up the draft in the next few days.

25.02.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In pro-wrestling circles this meme is still alive and well.

24.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM:

MSNOW - State of the union
TCM East- Gaslight

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

24.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 6758 πŸ” 1643 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 98

It is not.

23.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously The Wall is not fully animated but I'll take any opportunity to demand the film's blu-ray release.

23.02.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pink Floyd: The Wall
A Scanner Darkly
The Plague Dogs
Persepolis

23.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If this is the price for finally getting Stray Dog on Blu-Ray than I am happy to pay it.

Just please don't make me wait so long for Red Beard and The Bad Sleep Well. Let's also get those Kurosawa Eclipse sets Blu-graded.

23.02.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MJF keeping the kayfabe alive in the wrestling world. #AEW 🀼

23.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
The Manxman poster

The Manxman poster

I've been bad at promoting it but the Eyebrow x Hitchcock series has been going strong over on Patreon. Today, we tackled The Manxman, and reflected more broadly on Hitchcock's films from the silent era.

Come give a listen at patreon.com/eyebrowcinema

23.02.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Yoko Taro is intriguing but I'ma be honest, the Rebuild films exhausted me to the point that I retroactively liked all of Evangelion less.

23.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0