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Chai

@groveofpears

loud transgender beast. autistic and very into neopets. he/him. icon by @/hellosunnycore and header by @/nebulouspurpose (both on twitter).

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Sorry, I wasn't trying to imply it wasn't - I was just struggling to parse it :)

02.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A shower At All or a shower At School? (Asking for clarity, not to try and be weird or nitpicky or anything)

02.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ohhhh she is a qualified doctor

02.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My boyfriend and I are literally currently waiting in line for our first flight together, I had most of my stuff swabbed (disabled and use mobility aids), he JUST had his packer swabbed from his bag and nothing else 😭🀣

28.02.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finding out from Wikipedia he was sent to a "therapeutic boarding school" - well, if he wasn't fucked up before then, the TTI can often seal the deal. Grody. I'm sorry you had contact with him.

27.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Godd, the headlines if the wife did a crime would be immense. 'Lesbians Snared by Pocket Monsters' etc etc

26.02.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got one from them recently - cost me Β£8, charity sticker of 99p on the front. I'm not bothered by them upcharging - I get it, it's how businesses work etc - but I similarly wish they'd peel the sticker off!

26.02.2026 11:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every day I learn new and fascinating stuff about how houses work and I hate it

26.02.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

26.02.2026 02:11 πŸ‘ 10175 πŸ” 1817 πŸ’¬ 127 πŸ“Œ 34

Britain is never going to have a serious conversation about the fact that one of the queen's final acts in life was to knowingly spend millions protecting one of Jeffrey Epstein's top collaborators just because he was mummy's favourite special boy.

She was a cruel, out of touch piece of shit.

23.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1068 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 12

[pain noise] [not gay porn]

23.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yaoi!!!!!!

23.02.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

make like van gogh and bite that ear off babey

23.02.2026 14:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good Lord

23.02.2026 10:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you sure?

21.02.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

madeline odent STUNS in new fashion trend of glowing black gusset set against delicate maroon cotton blend

21.02.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says

INDEPENDENT Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

21.02.2026 11:02 πŸ‘ 4937 πŸ” 840 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 78
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

20.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 4427 πŸ” 1062 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 45

My GP practice have been studiously avoiding doing shared care for my boyfriend's ADHD medication for a year. The shared care agreement would be with his NHS ADHD clinic. He was diagnosed on the NHS, but a different bit of the NHS don't want to help. It's so frustrating.

20.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s just a special little birthday boy

19.02.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The story of Dracula is inherently sexual. There are so many themes of sexuality in the book that adaptations then have to capture.

A version of Dracula that understands this perfectly is Sesame Street's The Count.

18.02.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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It has been a decade since Fatima Mohamed left her home in Newhaven, on 12 Feb 2016. Even the smallest detail could help bring her family answers.
πŸ”— More info & how to help:
locate.international/missing-peop...
#LocateInternational #FINDFATIMAMOHAMEDALI

12.02.2026 10:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohh that sounds lovely

11.02.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whilst Spotty is sometimes considered a necromancer, he would more accurately be described as a Kabbalist as the stuffed toy he animated was not alive previously and, thus, technically qualifies as a golem rather than a zombie.

Thank you for coming to my SuperTED talk.

09.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited to get this awful wretched game. It's gonna be such a waste of my money and time. God Bless America, Britain, Scientology, Nickelodeon, and Geekify, I don't respect any of those freaks.

07.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had an ENT appointment about recurring ear infections and the doctor repeatedly asked me if I'd had "THE surgery.". I feigned ignorance and he eventually frustratedly said "the TRANSGENDER surgery.". Lowkey he could have benefited from a manual on talking to trans people πŸ’€ Solidarity to your gf!

07.02.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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At least 36 UK infants ill after drinking contaminated baby formula It comes after some batches made by Nestle and Danone were recalled after being contaminated with a toxin.

Hey, several batches of baby formula from a couple different brands in the uk and Europe have been recalled for contamination causing illness: if you formula feed, check your supply. Info here:

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

05.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

"not really involved"????????? give your head a wobble, Lithgow

01.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay I'm sorry but I fundamentally do not see how this is anything other than victim-blaming Brianna??

Brianna met her killers, one of whom was a friend, in broad daylight. How is that some kind of online-influenced risk-taking?? They could have been meeting up to go to the cinema

28.01.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 481 πŸ” 106 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 12

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

23.01.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3743 πŸ” 991 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 22