Churchill said the first casualty of war is the truth, but I think itβs actually my bravery. I come very a very long line of successful cowards who feigned death or hid on most of the major battlefields in history.
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Churchill said the first casualty of war is the truth, but I think itβs actually my bravery. I come very a very long line of successful cowards who feigned death or hid on most of the major battlefields in history.
You never see a happy jogger.
Youβre from round here. Did you ever get to see The Bog Rolling Stones? Bill Pieman is definitely the coolest. m.youtube.com/watch?v=QLbV...
Watched about half of Man on the Run last night before sleep came calling. It tells an interesting post Beatles tale. Looking forward to watching the rest later. To those whoβve seen it, what are your thoughts on it?
Skills.
βIt's Virginia Plain on bikers bathtub sulphate.βπ€£π
Beware the eyes. Look in them too long and you will be swallowed up by the damnation of a thousand lost souls. Anyway, good morning.
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Get your weekend off to a flyer. m.youtube.com/watch?v=rBS7...
Ahem. Please be assured, or rather, please be absurd and know that any purchase of my albums will go to getting myself a sensible hairdo. impossiblemule.bandcamp.com
For the @theobserveruk.bsky.social today the third part of my cancer journey, detailing my operation.
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Good. Hope it gets indigestion.
Bag yourself some Mule this Bandcamp Friday. impossiblemule.bandcamp.com
The Spitfire was designed here in Southampton by RJ Mitchell, and it was also made here. So we are very much exactly in Spitfire country.
I canβt find a picture of the garage, but itβs to the left of this.
We already have Spitfire statue, Bruce. Itβs a modest one, and I kid you not, it sits on the centre of a roundabout facing a Mercedes garage. A Mercedes garage! Iβll try and find a picture.
Well, that was simply a brilliant celebration of Elvisβ career. He comes across as thoroughly likeable, humble and funny.
In tribute to the King, Iβll probably order half oβ dozen hotdogs, 4 large buckets of popcorn and several plates of nachos to eat while itβs on.
Off to see Epic. A little late morning early afternoon Elvis surely wonβt anyone any harm.
World Book day. Send your kid in dressed as a character from a book, but books are SO last century. Who needs βem. Right. So this one went in as Jim from Friday Night Dinners.
I bet Wilbur Smith and Fredrick Forsyth and other thriller writers never made rap music. Fools.
Ha! Yes!
Yes. We called it Leg Up Bulldogs. You had to get the runner to the ground. The school quickly banned it.
βGrandad, what did you do when fascism took over the West?β
βI had a midlife crisis that made me think I could be a rapper. Thatβs what did.β
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Byker Grove fans?
The new Gorillaz album is a wonderfully intimate spiritual affair. It feels, at least to these ears, like something more significant than simple pop songs. I must admit to being caught off guard by this. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...
It sticks in my craw that sportspeople are punished with being banned from competition because of the actions of their political leaders over who they have zero control or influence. Meanwhile companies all round the world still do business with Russia - ban those mofos instead, ban business.
Coooool.
I hope I never knowingly read an AI book. Imagine telling people you climbed Everest, only to leave out the part about the helicopter which took you to the summit.
π³ Itβs so very wrong.