Dylan C. Lathrop

oh yeah I forgot @murderxbryan.bsky.social posts on here. nice.

"The whole time our posse of masked goons were kidnapping a 5yo child and sending him to prison in a different state, their primary concern was the safety and welfare of that child."

graphic design, you say? my good boy! what luck! I have some.

posting here because I was booted off twitter for telling Kyle Rittenhouse to put one of his guns in his mouth lol

woman next to me won’t stop singing along to the pre-show playlist before FRIENDSHIP. doesn’t matter the genre or title, she’s singing

first pope to have potentially seen a show at Fireside Bowl

Tom Cruise can really run in films, but it’s the deceleration into a normal stride that truly sets him apart

sitting in the sun with a cold brew and listening to Pom Poko loud in the headphones, the world seems Whimsical and Profound

you’re all thinking about The White Lotus; I’m thinking about The Tight Coitus I just had

🎶putting lipstick on a turd
putting makeup on a shit
put a dress on a dookie
annnd I'm kissing it🎶

it’s NOT because I’m stupid

sometimes I like to pretend my retention is bad because I'm so thoroughly in the moment my brain goes beyond making memories

smelling pretty good today

the face I make doing my Cartman impression

know your situation and plan accordingly ♟️

in LA you have to make a choice:

get the good cold brew in a bad cup/lid that leaks

OR

get the mediocre cold brew in a good cup/lid that doesn’t leak

getting myself a couple sandwiches for the evening: nice, hell yeah.

each sandwich costing $16: shit. what the fuck. I’m ruined.

pretty funny living in LA and seeing a driver in a fit of road rage and they have RURL JROR for a license plate

thinking about getting a hair transplant. you know…as a gag…..ha ha ha..

Today is the LAST DAY to buy DCZ GLYPH! We've raised over $1300 for PCRF so far and it would be sick to break 2000.
(sticker by @dcl.bsky.social)
👉 dczglyph.com 👈

bought my girl luggage cuz she a trip

a lot of conspiracy theories boil down to “someone somehow must have dirt on the other party. there’s no other explanation!”

sorry, there’s like 800 other explanations, and most are some variation of “I stand to make money and/or gain social standing by going along with this. nice!”

my fiancé just now said, “out of the corner of my eye, you kind of look like Harry Dean Stanton in PARIS,TEXAS” 🥹

Luka is coming to LA at the peak of pizza and burger resurgence

🫡 another successful takedown

you ever been so horny you start saying some do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do type shit???

I can’t help it, Mogwai is the perfect soundtrack for everything falling apart

you just GOTTA see how far from the curb this person was after marking their car

JFK files reveal he was assassinated after performing the first known Yo Momma Is So Fat joke