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I put the jism in neologism. https://soundcloud.com/sftlc he/they/dude

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onan no hito

05.03.2026 07:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That said, I'm looking for an antiwar protest this weekend

28.02.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm begining to think all these years of going to antiwar protests may not be having the effect I had hoped.

28.02.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Juggalos are the real Fight Club

28.02.2026 06:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heh, right on. I was entertained by imagining someone's first viewing, but that didn't seem likely to be you given what I've seen of your viewing habits on here. Cheers!

25.02.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes... ha ha ha... yes!

Is this your first time visiting Tromaville, or is your astonishment a proxy for your readers'?

25.02.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"If you're born at the bottom you KNOW it's a joke" says Girl. "No one deserves to be born at the bottom." "You roll the dice," says Cat. "If you're born at the top you should KNOW it's a joke - no one deserves to be born at the top," says Girl. "You take your chances" says Cat. "If you're born in the middle," Girl says, "you might not get the joke - you might think that everyone starts in the middle." "Chutes and - " says Cat. "And spend your life," continues Girl, "looking for a ladder that doesn't exist." "-all chutes" says Cat. "Shoot. What's the joke?" "The Meritocrats!" sings Girl.

"If you're born at the bottom you KNOW it's a joke" says Girl. "No one deserves to be born at the bottom." "You roll the dice," says Cat. "If you're born at the top you should KNOW it's a joke - no one deserves to be born at the top," says Girl. "You take your chances" says Cat. "If you're born in the middle," Girl says, "you might not get the joke - you might think that everyone starts in the middle." "Chutes and - " says Cat. "And spend your life," continues Girl, "looking for a ladder that doesn't exist." "-all chutes" says Cat. "Shoot. What's the joke?" "The Meritocrats!" sings Girl.

Jokes we tell

25.02.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 257 ๐Ÿ” 61 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Circus   Theme Song
Circus Theme Song YouTube video by solo tu radio fm

chose my own soundtrack for Trump's entry: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2...

25.02.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, like in Down With the Sickness? OO WAHOHOCA

21.02.2026 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

government by and for old man yells at cloud

20.02.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he went in the cold plunge in his jeans

18.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely mammoth trap

17.02.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

proton.me

12.02.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was raised on apocalyptic fiction and I will die in apocalyptic reality

10.02.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1) yes

2) no

10.02.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so old my first Roguelike was Rogue

07.02.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm enjoying the guilt-free pettiness

05.02.2026 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they finally figured out how to put schadenfreude on the blockchain

05.02.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I'm imagining Kitty Foreman shouting "I have the power!"

02.02.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RELEASE THE BLEPSTEIN FILES

02.02.2026 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Future Shock and Enshittification are the bookends of our age.

31.01.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my day we called this a Cat o' 5 Tails. Might be 6 at this point tho

31.01.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hopefully there's just the one

27.01.2026 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I passed an old tan Chevy Suburban with a bullhorn it the window declaring "ISRAEL DID 9-11". It was like a conspiracy dipshit oldies station. It was almost quaint, except for the antisemitism.

27.01.2026 21:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Silicon Valley has an enshittifixation

26.01.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Teenage Mutant Ninja Cowtools

22.01.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Starbase 90210

17.01.2026 05:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this a ha-ha cry for help or an uh-oh cry for help?

15.01.2026 08:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DEEZ NEUFS

06.01.2026 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Somebody ought to zap your taint for this.

06.01.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0