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Laz πŸˆπŸ‘€

@crumbbutler

suddenly all my problems gone

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This is because they definitely emptied the SPR months ago to get gas prices down purely for gloating reasons

06.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The phrase β€œpain at the pump” is back in a big way

05.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4
doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self

28.02.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 766 πŸ” 112 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When you're KIA in Operation Epic Fury they deliver your family this flag folded up in a triangle

01.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Not great for a top 10 team to have 4 players with points 75% of the way through the game

01.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sure seems that way

01.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It would actually be cool if there was a news network you could watch to keep up on events without it being totally unbearable for a number of reasons

01.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong

28.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

eat shit old man

28.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone anywhere who wants to strap up and go to Iran is a β€œthey”

28.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t kill anybody. I’m abandoning the β€œwe” framework for nations. I’m fine

28.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wrong

28.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is wrong. should probably just delete it it, its not worth it

28.02.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 5341 πŸ” 1595 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 61

USI

28.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Going for a morning run during school drop off hours) birth rates are far too high

27.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not a loan. It’s an investment

26.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if it was the ASU Frappe Leader and it was this kid who loved whipped beverages

26.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder to send your boss to Supermax prison if you get any work to do today

23.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy blizzard in the big apple. No choice but to stay inside, order a 12 ounce drip coffee on door dash and and a bacon egg and cheese in a separate transaction on door dash and if those guys aren’t here in 40 minutes I’m going to go fucking berserk!!!

23.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I almost fucking died

23.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dog status: looking out the window and seemingly saying β€œChrist”

22.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At one point the announcers were like, mad at the guy in the costume for being too silly and I was telling them to fuck off suck my dick through the screen

22.02.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BUST STORM ALERT. 3 INCHES MAX!

22.02.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(somberly) lol

22.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now would be an unbelievably good time for my dog to learn to pee out the window

22.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man would that ever be sweet…

22.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And it’s about the highest possible stakes!

22.02.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ping Pong movie where nothing happens. You can get that in under an hour and a half guys

22.02.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Marty Supreme runtime 150 minutes. How about 82 minutes?

22.02.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0