Brando

Sadly, we know.

Great book! I love it!

@bccpodcast.bsky.social How is Whitley Strieber’s Communion? I’m thinking about picking it up.

@danielcobwebs.bsky.social do you get to choose who advertises on your channel?

A Slipknot tribute band, but all the songs are done in the style of Weezer called Squareknot.

I hope the FBI agent that has to monitor my phone likes middle-age fat guys as much as I do.

I prefer Campbell’s and my partner prefers Progresso. It’s truly a house divided. #soupwars

Show up late and leave early

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@jasonkpargin.bsky.social I’m reading I’m Starting To Worry About This BlackBox Of Doom, and just like real life, people on the internet are pissing me off! Lol

Vanessa Carlton and The Proclaimers both said they would walk 1,000 miles to see someone, but did they?

Woof

100%

Onlyfans, but it’s just me practicing my rough vocals to Electric Callboy. #onlyfans #electriccallboy

Since Christmas in July is a thing, do we do Halloween in May?

I just saw the trailer for the new Gladiator movie. All those Mediterranean men and not a single chest hair? Movies have gotten so unrealistic. #gladiator

#britcoms #keepingupappearances #poorrichard

Have you ever thought of how low the property values in Angel Grove must be Vs. the the home owner’s insurance?

Purgatory is just a Morrissey show where he says he’s going to start at 8:00, but he never starts.

I’ll try it.

Is it a poem that doesn’t rhyme?

I did it all for the gnocchi.

Today I tried to start dealing with my maladaptive daydreaming habit, but I ended up just daydreaming about not daydreaming.

A brown striped cat sitting at a tiny desk. The caption reads 'I made my cat a work from home setup.

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I typically wear all or mostly black, black Sambas, and my main guitar is a Telecaster. I recently played a show where the guitar players for the other two bands wore all to mostly black, black Sambas, and played Telecasters. That’s when I realized I’m in a cult.

I’d buy this shirt.

Time to crack one open with the bears.

Yes. Here you are.