Lakeview Dispensary

We at Lakeview are absolutely against capitalism, but our landlord isn’t.

J E E F

We are soon going to buy up the strip mall near the Piggly Wiggly, and next to us you'll have Taco Bell, Cold Stone, Lee Kings Chinese Buffet, and the Girl Scouts with cookies year round

Sorry, the sign in the window actually says Now Highing.

But since you’re here, why not sign up for our High Rewards™️ program

Scary Larry has iron lungs and is also in one of

If you see smoke rising up out the back room please stop calling the fire department, we are fine probably

Why don’t you kids get in here and touch some grass

Currently hiring a new head of HR. Must be able to smoke Larry under the table

For no reason whatsoever, everything is 42.0% off today

Feeling overwhelmed? Like nothing is going your way?

Have you tried smoking weed about it?

Rejected names included Wall to Wall Greens, Bong John Silvers, Zaza Plaza, and Zippity Do Za

Customer testimony:

“Frankenstein's Butthole ruined my neighbors quinceañera when I accidentally hot boxed the kids table.”

Now on sale

So it turns out a jar of loose edibles was a bad idea

THE PROPHECY 😮‍💨

Larry didn’t show up for work today. Also there’s a fog warning. Surely a coincidence?

It’s Sunday so it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game: New strain, or Cause of Death 100 years ago?

Today’s contestant: Dank Lung

What was captain crunch even the captain of?

Yes this building is really old but we assure you we are not haunted. You just bought the really good shit

Do you want an energized high?

Do you want to feel like you have bolts in your neck and electricity in your taint?

New sativa now in, Frankenstein's Butthole. Scary Larry grew this one out back so proceed with caution

I'm currently high af and ready to say something dumb

Some people in the community objected to our presence, but what are they gonna do? Burn us down? Nice try Barbara

We opened this morning at 4:20 a.m. but the response has been underwhelming.