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Meet my siblings 6 and 7 (laughs uproariously)
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
Muad'Dib kinda snivles once he's all powerful.
It's a slog. It's amazing Sanderson was able to wrap it up so cleanly. The final books were moving away from a resolution, not toward one.
Feat: Kid Rock
Hope they don't pull a Teen Vogue
I hope they doesn't find themselves an unintentional "I am not a cat" situation. The legal profession is especially prone to this misfortune.
This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.
In the hierarchy of retribution, is this above or below Mute?
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida enters the chat
Your art on this place brings me joy. Thank you for arting thru in 2025!
If the act was that carefully planned and executed, then clearly Adonis, and not Cait, is involved 😂
I should have tagged her for the above post: @katmabu.bsky.social
T-Shirt with the message "What if we didn't suck?"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
It's a corollary to the rule that actual smart people never tell you how smart they are. Having to assert "I am smart" is almost always because your behavior is anything but intelligent.
He would be much prettier
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
I mute people who seem even a bit sus. Inevitably, I later see an exchange between someone I do follow and <muted>. I then unmute, read the exchange, and almost always replace the mute with a block.
This is Spinal Tap. “It really puts perspective on things, though, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, too much. There’s too much fucking perspective now.”
Type 1 - funny while reading
Type 2 - funny later upon reflection
Type 3 - funny only to Jerry
Why are you posting him next to Conan as an example. He's a giant! Pictures with Pritzker and Shaq next?
Thank you @xkcd.com
Milky Way is the happy medium between Snickers overabundance and 3 Musketeers austerity
I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"
