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Mike Burkhart

@vmikeb

Technologist, musician, dog lover, beer brewer, homesteader, neurodivergent, he/him

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Just a friendly reminder:
Being Kind costs nothing.
Helping others costs little to nothing
You have more value than you realize.

Have a great weekend everyone!

17.01.2025 20:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What it do tho

16.01.2025 02:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey tech fam - anyone know an NVIDIA GPUDirect Storage ninja? Hit me up, would love to pick your brain!

21.11.2024 04:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.11.2024 17:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your honor, members of the jury - I submit to you these facts:
That this is the goodest boi, and they clearly deserve a bicycle and a new parental figure.

*dog whispers*
And treats…

*more whispers*
And uh… more β€œwalkies”

20.11.2024 17:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honored to be listed among such stellar technologists, check out this list!

20.11.2024 01:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s flipping amazing! I’m gauging by your excitement they aren’t the victim πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£

25.08.2024 11:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re headed to VMware Explore, hit me up! It’s been way too long, I hope to see you all there πŸ™Œ

25.08.2024 11:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@tenthirtyam.bsky.social welcome to the blue skies!

09.10.2023 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢I’m shipping up to Boston🎢✈️😎

10.08.2023 12:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLady, EVERYBODY has a height fetish, from my experience!” 🀣🀣🀣

08.08.2023 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would also like to know this secret..

08.08.2023 22:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Black Hat USA 2023 Black Hat USA 2023

#securityjobs post:
I'm excited to announce that I've partnered with Black Hat to host a job networking meetup this summer.

Looking for a job? Looking to fill full time positions in cybersecurity? Come on by!

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#infosec #infosecjobs #hiring #jobseekers #jobs #networking

22.07.2023 04:59 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit you’re 100% right. I always forget the β€œtinfoil hat / freedom isn’t free” contingent is pretty strong here. And to boot: the messaging would get swizzled so that conservatives would rally because β€œbig government something something” (big eye roll at gov contracting)

21.07.2023 15:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m here for this

21.07.2023 13:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One would think… that if it’s important to the government to collect taxes and audit (it really is) that they would make it as easy as possible (they haven’t ever).

So ofc there’s going to be pushback, there’s an entire billion dollar market based off of this failure.

21.07.2023 13:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely an attention grab. Because the deceased are dead, and the bereaved don’t care. But you can always try to buy clout with internet points…

20.07.2023 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the end, it was the Darth Vader inside of all of us that survived.

18.07.2023 03:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just realized that every Star Wars movie is about Darth Vader, and I will not be taking questions at this time.

18.07.2023 03:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That totally sucks tbh. I’m hoping it’s corrupt metadata or something of the sort. Not nearly as fun, but also not nearly as painful as well.

14.07.2023 17:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Time Machine: written by Dr. Evil

14.07.2023 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The internet is a strange place

14.07.2023 12:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Devilry

08.07.2023 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you think celebrities became famous, if not by working on projects that were widely publicized?

07.07.2023 12:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Schmeckel 🀣

07.07.2023 12:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TFW When your co-worker sends nastygrams about declining meetings while OOO but they don’t cancel theirs when they’re OOO…

05.07.2023 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels wildly accurate

28.06.2023 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pam is the GOAT tho

28.06.2023 01:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Underrated comedy right here

26.06.2023 12:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0