Rob

I give up

Is there some 12 year old we can bring on for Jesus and put Havertz up top?

Quite a hilariously bad half from Jesus against league one opposition, outclassed by a 16 year old.

I cannot believe we’re playing a football match on this swamp

Commentator just promoted Sheffield United to the Premier League.

Delighted to see the internet is only just learning that football matches are not in fact 90 minutes of ball in play time.

A glorious morning for drinkers of Hurzeler and Bernardo Silva tears

Hope this loser sleeps like shit tonight

Hurzeler, Unai, Pep my three least favourite managers in the league. At least the latter two offer a lot of comedy.

He’s the most transparent fuck out there, please PGMOL stop arsenal from doing good set pieces against me

It actually made me quite sad watching one of the replays of our goals from the match, and hearing the Gary Neville of it all - having someone who hates arsenal so much on commentary ruins the experience for fans. I’m lucky enough to avoid that at nearly all matches

We are so back.

Love that from Farke, why did the referee end the game there?

Unreal decision making from the Spurs hierarchy

Archie Gray fired that ball into the away fans after their goal btw, should get banned for that

When we go to the Etihad and win this year it honestly won’t be as good as watching Rodri’s ACL snap

If Odegaard is back for Sunday, we must return to Ode-Saka-White right hand side. Madueke can move over to the left if Trossard is unavailable. Martinelli and Gyökeres can’t be starting together.

It’s not an excuse for the performance but I was flabbergasted by that refereeing performance from Tierney, woefully tragic.

Just one of the two men Eze let run straight past him scoring the equaliser last night. Raya and Gabriel clash can still happen and we not concede if he had any defensive instinct or effort.

Europe as a continent should be embarrassed that Qarabag are in the champions league

1/3 down, 4 goals scored, 0 conceded.

Watching the UCL highlights - how is Wout Faes playing in this competition…

So now supporting Newcastle and PSG in their r32 games.

Looking ahead, ideally Chelsea are eliminated in the R16 of the UCL, as the quarter finals fall either side of their home game vs City in the league. Would be ideal for Chelsea to have a rest whilst City are playing Arsenal or Bayern.

It’s going to be something silly like MLS left back and Calafiori striker isn’t it

I kept seeing this 1-1 draw vs Brentford (they forgot to draw the lines day?) stat going around and didn’t realise we’ve played 5 more games, 13% of the season - hardly a direct comparison

Another wrong decision LOL penalty missed

Finally a correct decision

Red card challenge- yellow given, this game has been a delight

Clear penalty then missed, another VAR joke from ms. Ward 🧐