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@diablue

Like nothing else on this Earth that you'll ever see. They told me Jack is nimble, they said he was quick: but I bet he can't do the shit I did

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I had to log in just to grab this one image because I knew I left it on my bsky

12.12.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just drank 2 gallons of Mountain Dew. Call that the Holy Spirit #gamer #gaming #relatable #imgaming #tacobell #religion

06.09.2025 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I’m a quadruped - qudrapetting this dawg

07.08.2025 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I watched BoJack Horseman

13.07.2025 04:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.05.2025 07:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I forgor to watch anything new in March and April and instead rewatched shows. But for May I watched Barry. Fantastic show. 10/10 absolute cinema

20.05.2025 06:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To resist despair in this world is what it is to be free

29.03.2025 14:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the only good use of bsky

22.03.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To be groovy - is a gift

30.01.2025 21:34 πŸ‘ 1452 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 10

Too cowardly to kill anyone I don't care about, too courageous and only killed the people I cared about.

20.03.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For February I literally only watched Invincible.

I still really like it, but the fact season 3 is just a building season isn't all that enticing to me.

01.03.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Only possible thanks to @namanjot.bsky.social encouraging my lunacy

15.02.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Lunacy

15.02.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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12.02.2025 15:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every few days I remember this masterpiece

11.02.2025 06:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SONIC 3 BABY

A MASTERPIECE A CLASSIC TEN OUT OF TEN!!!!!!!!

A++++++++++++

31.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the Line

Yep, it’s Mel Gibson playing a cool edgy guy.

The plot feels like it could be interesting but they refuse to go anywhere with it. It felt like it could be actually decent, but the refusal to go anywhere or do anything special kills it
0/10

31.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Mountains Between Us

I’m convinced my dad thinks its funny to show me plane crashes when I visit him.
Idris Elba and Kate Winslet are good actors, but the movie falls flat time and time again. There’s barely any drama or conflict. Even the romance feels like its fallen to the wayside. 3.5/10

31.01.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dandadan:

I was visiting my family and I needed something to watch and this had been all over my social media so I figured β€œWhy not give it a go? recommendations.
Decently enjoyable, but not going to win any awards from me (The most prestigious award ever). 6/10

31.01.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JANUARY

31.01.2025 15:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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When I take the lid off of the salsa jar

21.01.2025 08:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's already happened, but it's weird knowing that when I wake up tomorrow, the world will officially be a much darker place

20.01.2025 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I will do one of those fancy β€˜media I consumed this year’ like all the fancy hip youths are doing. Join me, as I forget to update it and watch anything

01.01.2025 10:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.12.2024 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I forget about this platform far too often)

16.12.2024 05:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every summer

16.12.2024 05:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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looked in the mirror after I got my vaccine, wtf did they do to me?

18.11.2024 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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18.11.2024 06:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man says this is it this is how it ends . ALT: a bald man says this is it this is how it ends .
06.11.2024 08:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday ugly

06.02.2024 09:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0