AllySunne ☀️

Many old, large shark teeth and other fossils laid out across a kitchen counter.

Finally found my dad’s shark teeth collection. 🥲

Yeah it’s been a few years for me too, and it was shocking. 💀

I went there a bunch during college and it was never cheap but I swear it was more affordable then. Or maybe I hadn’t been an adult long enough to get a decent perspective on price, who knows? 🫠

A burger and fries from Five Guys

BURG 🍔

(also when the fuck did Five Guys get so expensive?? 😭)

The worst part about going through my dad’s house, literally everything is some shade of brown — the walls are brown from smoke damage since he constantly smoked inside, the floor is brown from the layer of dog hair, literally everything is covered in brown dust. It’s all disgusting. 🤢

MOTHER 🥺

I’m going to guess someone (hopefully very kindly lol) added me to a starter pack, because my follow list blew up in the course of a few hours. 😅

Anyway hi new folks, nice to meet you. 👋

A plate with a crab cake, fried haddock and various condiments in cups, with stewed kale and a cocktail.

When in Maryland, must get crab cakes. 🦀

In his last few years my dad was deeply unwell and shifted to the political right pretty hard, becoming a major Trump supporter and conspiracy theorist. I’m so very curious what his responses would’ve been if I’d questioned him on the more recent developments… could’ve been very interesting. 🤔

A three-way Venn diagram of autistic people, endermen, and cats. It overlaps as follows: Pick up random objects: autistic people, endermen Can’t stand water: endermen, cats Meow all the time: cats, autistic people Threatened by eye contact: all three

Ben showed me this and I feel too perceived, noooo. 😭

A three-way Venn diagram of autistic people, endermen, and cats. It overlaps as follows: Pick up random objects: autistic people, endermen Can’t stand water: endermen, cats Meow all the time: cats, autistic people Threatened by eye contact: all three

Ben showed me this and I feel too perceived, noooo. 😭

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

A plate of eggs benedict and home fries

First order of business, stopping by my favorite breakfast place in Maryland. 😊

So now even A&W has hopped on the “CEOs eating their own food” video trend… ok I think it’s time to end this.

It’s like when your parents start regularly using slang, it’s suddenly very uncool now. 😫

Iran has been "2 weeks away from nuclear weapons" since I was in diapers. There's never been anything "imminent" about this.

Best of all there WAS a nuclear deal in place with Iran THAT TRUMP KILLED IN HIS FIRST TERM!

Fucking imbeciles, all these people are.

Damn, more than one bite AND a fry-frosty dip?! gg, it’s over.

When I finished my first no-death run in Pikmin 2. These days no-death runs are super common but I was like 15 or 16 at the time, playing on GameCube so every time I had to reset it was a whole thing. It was a big deal to me, definitely my biggest gaming-related accomplishment at the time. 😄

The slep blep. 🥺

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳🎉🎈🎁

While I enjoyed the latest season of Bridgerton, I hope they retire the “notorious rake turned into a loving gentleman” trope that they’ve done for the past… three out of four seasons. 😅

Oh my god my dad’s life insurance just came in and I’m going to fucking cry. It’s not even a ton of money but I’ve been fairly broke my entire adult life and never had so much at one time.

He is indeed quite a versatile cartoon villain.

Thanks, I'll be sure to add these to my list! 😄

a baby is reading a book with his eyes closed while sitting at a table . Alt: a baby is reading a book

I FINALLY got my ass over the local library, got a library card, and signed up for those digital book rental apps. My entire literature world has just exploded in the best way... I need recommendations!! What are ya'll's favorite books?? 😯

“Do not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

Still better than the McDonald's video at least. 😂

Thought we’d replay this. TikTok video by Burger King

I gotchu fam.

And just like their food, they would surely drop the ball.

After going through my dad’s laptop, I feel compelled to remind everyone again… please password protect your freaky shit. 😬

Yes! There’s a video of it floating around online haha.