Progressive Whig

You’re good my man

Satire

What about super soaker full of piss?

Seems to be a pattern

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Hmmmm…

Someone who:
1. Pretends to know everything, but is often wrong;
2. Is a suck up; and
3. Reports th work of others as their own.

ChatGPT is obviously a man.

That hair’s *gotta go fast*

Anna: why are you eating popcorn on a clean operation?

JC: The flavors are augmented

Why tho

what’s your new year’s resolution? this is a question i actually decided to take seriously this time around, and after giving it some thought, i’ve decided on this resolution: to be more proactive about fooling people who don’t read to the end of posts before replying to them

While Max and Alonso feel possible, but if Charles wins WDC either he’s driving for someone new or I’ll lick my foot

Is there a tool/bot to remind me to make good on this next December?

Bruh why you posting AI like it’s fact

She has three legs

I actually don’t think we disagree that much; he had to let go of the mistake someone else made to send him to war and leave the teacher behind.

For sure, the script can be a bit wild. To me it’s a film to make us think about the costs of going to war.

Admittedly, saying that “out loud” now I am aware that it doesn’t really go into the costs of the people invaded.

I actually enjoyed it and own it on disc; did I just add three decades to my age?

Nick and a red what is that Adidas top?

Matching tree

It’s a dumb reason, but it doesn’t “sell papers” to talk about things getting safer.

Or just *lean in to vertical video*. Baseball is the sport best served by everyone watching things on their phones instead of on screens.

What is MRP? None of the Wikipedia results make sense to me here

Control is one of the games I wish I could play blind again

CUSS-to-ME-rs

Mamdani is about to implement Aria law. All official communications must be sung.

Slow motion raspberry a surprise highlight of the night

I can’t decide if it’s funnier as Louis CK or Charlie Kirk

A circle implies there are enough of us to work together. As opposed to you, who’s just doing it yourself.

> unlike sports, they don’t get a break

Marathon running is no longer a sport because it does not include breaks

Then F1 is a sport, because strategies will collide and one driver will drive defensively to keep their position and the other will drive aggressively to try and pass them.

Understandable. It does get better.

The man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot

More Amalickiah without the rizz