And then I went my way and believed myself
10.03.2026 00:29
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And then I went my way and believed myself
Asking for directions irl goes exactly like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=08Xx...
This one time the bartender tried to charge me 560k yen for a few drinks and when I refused to pay he took me outside and breakdance fought me until I beat his ass hard enough that he admitted he was actually serving me bargain bin swill but making it sound fancy. Top service
There's only one country insane enough to actually use nukes and that country is located nowhere near the middle east
Corrupt official who says umm I'm literally neurodivergent and a bribe addict, so...
High risk that the DNC picks a nominee to the right of Rubio
The S&P (shit & poop) 500
The world is now a worse place, so, you know. Mission accomplished. That was always the goal. MAGA can only think in terms of fucking others over.
The war may have increased oil prices in the US and thus negatively affected Americans, but it is causing death and destruction and the oil prices are affecting others worldwide too so from their perspective it's a success.
He's extremely persistent about stealing it and then just plays with it, batting it around, only eating it when you threaten to take it off of him
Yuko steals fries for sport. It's very annoying
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Trump went to see the bodies of the army guys who died and I think that must've been a thrill for him, like. "Holy shit, these guys actually died for me", he's gonna want more of that
The Joker doing an ad read like "these discounts are normal, to me"
Granted, X has its issues, but bsky is unfortunately full of people who haven't really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
I'm not a masochist except when it comes to music. Punish me with sounds
We need to shift focus away from "is AI sentient" and towards "are AI enjoyers sentient"
They did make a sequel to cum it's called Cum 2: Brazil
Joe Biden shat my pants
See, Biden was stupid cause the oval office has two buttons on it: one labeled "gas price go up", the other labeled "gas price go down", and he chose to hit the "up" button cause he's dumb. Trump is a smart money man who knows econony, so he's gonna hit the other one. Trust 🤔
Wanna feel old? Just wait
I managed to make a really fun and funny video if I do say so myself!
youtu.be/rfjANbh41lY
I occasionally catch snippets of the celebrity edition of the Weakest Link when my parents watch it and it's so funny. Cause they're celebrities they make the questions piss easy and even then they perform so much worse than normal contestants
Yup... It's Toni time
One aspect of Yuko's personality I haven't figured out yet is why he acts so caught / embarrassed if I walk in on him snuggled up on someone else's lap. Does he think I'll get jealous? Or is he worried about his reputation as fierce, deadly hunter?
Yakuza 0 :)
And now they have a Brazilian drummer. He must've unlearned it
