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Flintstones Chic. Niiiice

Soooo he’s a foreign agent?

Also a hazing hiring ritual. Get body snatched and tossed in another state detention for a week and then you can get hired… OR we could just abolish the whole damn racket

Might need to keep this excellent idea on the down low because if dumpy finds out he’ll probably destroy it with his storm troopers

Makes you wonder how many corners and closets of the White House he’s pissed in.

Wow, how sad to hear

TT: Matt Rostami MD

JFC what in the fuckin fuck did I just watch

Even if you were into it, it was boring after figuring out how to hang upside down and freak other kids out 🤷‍♂️

Kharkiv 💔
Today, 9‑year‑old Gordiy was killed together with his mother Olena when a Russian missile struck a residential building.

The tragedy was reported on the page of the Ukrainian Ice Hockey Federation:

“Gordiy was a sincere, kind, and open boy who loved hockey, his team, and training.

💔 🤬 can Bibi, Putini and Pedo Potus do this planet a favor and just eat shit 6 feet deep already???

It’s the Purge but for 1 hour in Hawaii! Any other states non observers? 🤔

Like there another option besides due process?!?!?

I was a Bush 43 appointee at NEH and I am horrified. I know how carefully these projects are put together and peer reviewed. And this comes at a time when the humanities are under attack everywhere. This is a crime. Literally and morally.

Q: “Can you give us an idea of what unconditional surrender looks like?”

TRUMP: “When they cry uncle or there’s nobody around to cry uncle.”

Y’all.

(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )

Cry uncle? What you think you got them in an arm bar you fuggin expired melting pumpkin?

Sounds like Menlo Park, CA

The covers of three books. Left to right: Gandolfini: Jim, Tony, and the life of a legend, about the late Sopranos actor. The cover shows Gandolfini looking shy, peering offscreen with one unobstructed eye and another that peeks out between the fingers of his right hand. CENTER: The cover of Cinema Her Way, a coffee table book by Marya E. Gates about female directors. On the cover is actress Michelle Rodriguez as the boxer heroine of Karyn Kusama's sports drama Girlfight, about a woman boxer. RIGHT David Hockney's painting collection The Arrival of Spring in Normandy, showing a painting of a verdant field. In the background of the field is green grass. in the upper foreground are the branches of a tree sprouting white, cottony buds.

A screenshot of the pre-orders section at mzs.press. Three screenshots of books that have not yet been released. I Am The Night, Daniel Dockery's book about Batman the Brave and the Bold, has a silhouette of Batman stretching from the top to the bottom of the cover, with the title of the book and a nighttime Gotham skyline circumscribed by the borders of the Batman silhouette. CENTER The cover of The Ring Cycle, Matt Zoller Seitz and Odie Henderson's book on the Rocky and Creed films. The cover is white except for a pair of black boxing gloves floating there RIGHT The cover of Documentary Now!, the 600-page, 7-pound coffee table book celebrating the aforementioned IFC Channel series parodying classic documentaries.

Screenshot of three books carried at mzs.press arts bookstore: LEFT: Cover of Lead Sister, a biography of Karen Carpenter, featuring a closeup of Carpenter playing and singing with The Carpenters. CENTER: The cover of Anthony Hopkins' We Did OK, Kid, a memoir of his life and career. On the cover is Hopkins in closeup as he looks presently, narrowed blue eyes looking directly at the spectator. RIGHT: Cover of Louis Armstrong In His Own Words, a collection of the bandleader's correspondence. The cover image is a photograph of a probably fortysomething Armstrong seated at the wooden desk in his office where he often wrote letters.

Screenshot of the covers of 3 books carried at mzs.press Arts Bookstore. LEFT: The cover of Gotham City Cocktails, a book of mixed drink recipes inspired by Batman. Art deco-style flowing border lines flow around and around the interior of the dust jacket. At the center are drawings of two tall cocktail glasses and between them, a shot glass and a tumbler with a sword-pierced cherry in it. CENTER: The cover of Downton Abbey Afternoon Tea Cookbook. Green cover, white writing and graphics. The central image is a teapot with stem lines coming out of it, and at the pot's base, a teacup and saucer and a separate plate of biscuits. RIGHT: Bob's Burgers "The Re-Recipe Box," a set of recipe cards inspired by the joke hamburger names featured on the small board at the front of Bob's joint. Red sides with small graphics, cover image of the restaurant.

Greetings, new friends! You may know me as an author, a prolific Bluesky poster and 4th place finisher on So You Call That Dancing? But you might not know that my partner Judith (@mzpress) and I have an online arts bookstore that's growing every day. Full inventory here: mzs.press/EVERYTHING-W...

& Saudi

Oh and them Emirates

He will literally burn the world down before he will be held accountable for the #EpsteinFiles

It would be so funny if MarkWayneDarrylClaytonDale Mullin declined the job offer

Perhaps they just wanted to make sure they don’t get invited to the White House or have to answer a congratulatory phone call from the dumpster fire pedo potus 🤔

a movie poster for talladega nights shows a man with a mustache Alt: a movie poster for talladega nights shows a man with a mustache saying if you ain’t first you’re last

We are the latter

a man and a woman sit on a couch with the words that 's terrific written on the bottom Alt: a man and a woman sit on a couch with the words that 's terrific written on the bottom from the movie Don’t Look Up

Brilliant

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

So every one of them is a combo of or all grifters, fraudsters, seditionists, traitors, illegally appointed pedophile protectors and or pedophiles 🤷‍♂️

Ace Ventura Sports GIF Alt: Line from Ace Ventura “A real Sports nut, huh?” Said by I believe Ray Finkle’s elderly mom

Great movie line

#Gamer #Gamers I need help! I just want a game I don’t have to learn much and I just get roam around and explore? Somewhere inbetween Zelda and Red Dead Redemption? Does this exist? I googled. Tried No Man’s Sky and only lasted 3 days any ideas or suggestions 🙏

And the Iranian frigate was sank by the great white whale 🐳 fuck off

Lord it’s cool. You can save me from this administration. Just make it quick please 🙏.

Imagine someone showing up to a close family members funeral like that? I would literally physically escort them out of eyesight myself.