While negotiating the London Underground on a Saturday makes me think I shouldn't have dropped out of taking that Engineering PhD.😱🚝
07.03.2026 12:52
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Fame...
07.03.2026 11:48
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She was very funny though. 🤣
07.03.2026 09:40
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True
07.03.2026 09:35
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I already have! Except Little X he played a blinder in the Oval Office 🤣🫢
07.03.2026 09:21
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Well yes this photo of me prompts me to say I've actually had more work done than my all time favourite comedienne, Joan Rivers🤣😁
07.03.2026 09:15
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🤣
06.03.2026 23:01
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😂
06.03.2026 22:51
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I don't even pay that
06.03.2026 22:36
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💯
06.03.2026 21:29
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Turn to the left... turn to the left...
06.03.2026 20:18
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She's had more work done than me
06.03.2026 19:53
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You cannot be serious 🤣🎾
06.03.2026 17:22
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Neither do I.
But I'm not up for election.
I've got the power already.
06.03.2026 15:57
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👍🚀🌟
06.03.2026 14:09
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Ah thanks for this, time for another reminder
06.03.2026 11:50
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So long as you're not south of the river 🤣🚗
05.03.2026 23:15
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Happy Birthday! I forgot to send you a card but there's a fabulous almost new Tesla in the post!😁🚗
05.03.2026 22:59
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Brilliant photo. 🚀
05.03.2026 17:43
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Very good health advice below.
Seeing as I'm about as popular as a coronavirus in an elevator. 🦠
#GodBlessTheNHS
05.03.2026 17:02
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I need a postal vote as I might be on the Moon or Mars on the day of the next General Election. 🚀🗳️
05.03.2026 13:38
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Best of luck with that!
Have a nice day, DJT!!!
Erin go Bragh!!! 🤣🇮🇪
05.03.2026 13:32
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Superb album
04.03.2026 20:52
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I assumed they'd all be playing their dingaling music so loud they wouldn't hear my AI power plant. 🪕 No offence!
04.03.2026 20:26
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I sleep on the factory floor and eat one meal a day a cheeseburger which is why I'm a fucking billionaire 🤣🍔💰
04.03.2026 16:14
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I heard that Z set up Facebook as a dating site.
I just bought Twitter to turn it into a hating site.
See what I did there?!!
04.03.2026 15:29
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And a Fairlight - they cost a bomb 🎹💰
04.03.2026 14:38
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💯
04.03.2026 14:37
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I think I will ditch building a base on the Moon and revert to my original aim to Occupy Mars.
04.03.2026 14:32
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