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(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

20.02.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 3290 πŸ” 788 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 12
The Discourse Lover
@Trillburne
SOCIALIST: late capitalism has created a moral rot that pervades our entire society
NEOLIBERAL: but imagine if we monetized the rot
1:02 PM β€’ 2016-07-06

The Discourse Lover @Trillburne SOCIALIST: late capitalism has created a moral rot that pervades our entire society NEOLIBERAL: but imagine if we monetized the rot 1:02 PM β€’ 2016-07-06

28.11.2024 13:55 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Ajankohtainen πŸ‘‡

26.11.2025 09:12 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢if you're happy and you know it what's it like

28.09.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

They can say this kind of shit out in the open now because there’s no fear of accountability.

29.09.2025 05:17 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

hey mom can you pick me up? it turns out life in the natural state is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short

31.08.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Newsletter: Microsoft pulled back on over a gigawatt of planned data center capacity, suggesting that they do not think there is a growth future in generative AI. Meanwhile, SoftBank, the only company that can afford to fund OpenAI, has to take out loans to do so.
www.wheresyoured.at/power-cut/

03.03.2025 17:17 πŸ‘ 2600 πŸ” 583 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 89

Uusi normaali.

02.02.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Rhythm is a dancer
It's a necromancer
You can kill it in its lair

Its magical choices
Cause the dead to join us
Their presence gives you a scare

oh-oh
evil magic
oh-oh
you must kill it yeah
oh-oh
evil magic
oh-oh
ohoh
ohah 🎢

22.06.2023 21:11 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"work family" are you out of your fucking mind

07.01.2025 21:12 πŸ‘ 2349 πŸ” 410 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 26
Lista jatkuu

Lista jatkuu

Mahdollisuudet ovat loputtomia

06.01.2025 19:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tissibotti-lista

Tissibotti-lista

NΓ€mΓ€ taitavat myΓΆs olla sama tyyppi.
Miten voisin kiltisti sanoa ettΓ€ 18-vuotias on minulle aivan liian nuori, ettei se loukkaannu?

06.01.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Blokkasi tÀnÀÀn tilit Alexandria, Alexxandrea, Alexah, Alexxianna, Aleexandraa, Alexandrea, Alexxanna, Alex ja Alexxianna, profiilikuvien mukaan sama tyyppi: 18-vuotias nainen joka etsii elÀmÀnsÀ miehen.

06.01.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

To the tune of "Hey, Jude"β€”

The boys
Are back in town

28.12.2024 16:53 πŸ‘ 532 πŸ” 83 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4

Suomessa tÀtÀ kokeillaan paraikaa, vaikka hÀÀtâjen syy on eri.

03.01.2025 23:10 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Errands are for mornings in my opinion. Once the clock has struck noon it's time to start "settling in" on the way to winding down time (8 pm) followed of course by bedtime (10 pm)

10.12.2024 20:01 πŸ‘ 2263 πŸ” 170 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 14

Jonkinlainen leiri, ehkΓ€?

10.12.2024 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Exceptional read.

25.11.2024 21:11 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

they should invent thought canceling headphones

21.11.2024 13:46 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4
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Vi lever i en tid med bara tvΓ₯ krafter. BΓ₯da kapitalistiska. En stukad nyliberalism, vars unipolΓ€r frihandel dominerar vΓ€rldsmarknaden, men vars global institutioner bΓΆrjar vackla. Och en marknadsprotektionistisk revanschistisk konservativ hΓΆger av Trumps, Jinpings och Putins i multipolΓ€r konflikt.

21.11.2024 09:21 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

There's something I need people to understand.

The studio that made this released some numbers. They had to produce 85 minutes of footage to find 15 usable seconds for this ad.

The machine that creates moving images out of nothing has a failure rate of 340:1 and the best 15 seconds... is this.

20.11.2024 21:12 πŸ‘ 20031 πŸ” 7505 πŸ’¬ 661 πŸ“Œ 449

All three branches of government are now controlled by a rapist who campaigned on purging the country of nonwhite immigrants and driving trans people out of public life, supported by a Nazi billionaire, I think maybe you can ease off the Has Woke Gone Too Far beat for a while

16.11.2024 16:53 πŸ‘ 9296 πŸ” 2079 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 32

the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes

15.11.2024 23:13 πŸ‘ 33003 πŸ” 2953 πŸ’¬ 470 πŸ“Œ 137

Yleisesti ajatellaan ettΓ€ palkkaus toimii motivaattorina.

16.11.2024 08:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Max
@ImSmilingRn
Frank Zappa: Yeah my butt stinks bad and my face is weird, I got green toenails and a Chinese beard (3 minute long saxophone solo)
38 year olds: This is life changing
7:55 AM β€’ 2022-10-31

Max @ImSmilingRn Frank Zappa: Yeah my butt stinks bad and my face is weird, I got green toenails and a Chinese beard (3 minute long saxophone solo) 38 year olds: This is life changing 7:55 AM β€’ 2022-10-31

10.11.2024 15:14 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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So not only are we at war with Eurasia AND Eastasia, but they're all gooners. Suck on that, Orwell.

12.11.2024 18:19 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool desire, bro. It would be a shame if it was the root of all suffering

06.10.2024 03:15 πŸ‘ 442 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

some percentage of this is Paw Patrol’s fault

06.11.2024 23:45 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0