Do you think it’s a choice that multiplayer shooters make my clit look like a fresh eraser?
you think I’d pick another genre if I could just will my nips to tear holes through my polyester cami while playing a city builder? better believe I would
but it’s not a choice
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view from the backseat of a cow driving a car past a sign reading "Welcome to Cow Tools". there is a pine tree shaped air freshener labeled "manure" hanging from the rearview mirror. the cow holds up a lump with handle and says, "Diane, 11:30am. February 24th. I'm entering the town of Cow Tools."
credit to Larz Anderson in the Cow Tools Sophisticationposting group
The 13-12-13% sequence in the past 10 minutes has me wondering who needed a quick leak before a nap
the new pokemon game allows for misery expression like no other in the series
I watched joe pera do this successfully
keep the knife clean
put the butter in the toaster
if the toaster isn’t warm enough yet put it in the oven
now do Hot Bot (2016)
how does glaze conspire to yield such excellent surprises
one must imagine happyphus sissy
indoor parking garages are the old book smell of petrol scents
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A film that features James Urbaniak meditating on the dangers of “bio-gender warfare” presents endless opportunities
A still from the film Teknolust displaying a movie user interface with a “spermometer” and text that warns of low levels of x chromosomes
fascinated tonight by Teknolust. Viewing this many Tilda Swintons injecting sperm into their hands feels like having your first lucid thought after breaking a severe fever.
*continuing camera discourse* we as a society have neglected the potential of the hot shoe attachment. Make it blow bubbles when I press the shutter or something. You know how guitar people are always buying weird pedals? Like that
ever since i was a little girl i wanted to have an invalid handle
Zardoz, the false god represented by a floating stone head, is hovering low above highway 15-501 going in the wrong direction.
zardoz heeds no traffic law
my friends are all helpful hunks and I intend to keep them fed and strong
you put to words perfectly my Segrada experience yesterday afternoon
Gaudi feels like the last well known artist to have a truly compelling and spiritual vision of Catholicism tbh
There was a time in America when you could be named Boz Scaggs
going to stop all my car buying activity in support of the coming UAW strike because I am kind of a labor hero
gotta make more room for proud-of-my-wife posting
tim rogers voice “They never made the Konami code work for having a good 9th birthday party”
creating an ecological missed connection by giving fireflies tiny blackout curtains and other unlit bugs personal lantern backpacks
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I’ve been informed that today in Berlin we are to chase a big parade balloon labelled Welt along Glinkastraße and wait for the heatstroke to set in
