Epic Loser Kevin

I'm not saying I'm giving you gold but I'm also not NOT saying that

And Düm & Glüm her two wild rat pets

Dani the Rat Queen Reigns

Stitched together from the corpses of former Mister Universes

And her hunky sidekick Mark...enstein

Just want everyone to know I'm taking some time away from here to help deal with my mental health. Hopefully I'll be back soon

Everyone deserves a good day. Just not me.

The thing about me is I have no love for myself but when I see a friend having a good day I'm glad for them.

It came out to soon. Another year or two and it would have worked so much more effectively

Not an artist and not looking for followers but here.

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you.

I'm not, though

And let's not say "You're being too hard on yourself" if anything I'm being too nice to myself. So save your breath

I'd make better art with no hands.

And then there's my dull ass non-art. I have absolutely no skill or talent

Who can't even spell thoughts properly

I'd try writing again but nobody wants the rambling incoherent thights of a moron

I'd be a podcast with a negative listener audience.

The only thing that would be worse would be if it was a video podcast. Imagine seeing my hideous Visage AND hearing my awful voice. Yikes.

Nobody wants to hear my obnoxious voice prattling on about movies.

I remember thinking I'd start my podcast back up again. What a fucking joke

Okay

Go for it

I'd definitely like to never be seen again.

Glad I don't attempt being happy. It's just gonna end in disappointment anyway so better not to bother.

Take out the maybe

Hung onto the back of a moving car to climb inside it inside it resulting in me falling off. I could've (maybe should've) died

a white cat standing next to a bowl of liquid ALT: a white cat standing next to a bowl of liquid

Me looking at this stupid drawing

Another waste of paper and marker

I'm worthless