Philippa Lodge (aka Phyllis)

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

This is clearly fine with the GOP.

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I was already having doubts about the literal truth of any of it. It was a fairly relaxed Methodist Church, so not many people were literalists. I figured we were there for the community, but I realized it was wrapped up in who had petty power on committees. And none of my friends went there.

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

*once bbq is lit, please do not back dat a$$ up

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

RIP Country Joe

"Be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box" is maybe my favorite song lyric of all time

Prices shocks from the #TrumpWar are now battering the American economy. American consumers are taking it on the chin, just as we already have from Trump's reckless tariffs. #TrumpDidThat

Reminder: last year the 🍊💩 regime gutted the VA and now they have wars and military action jn 8 countries and are likely adding Cuba next. The need for the VA is expanding exponentially yet the support for our troops no longer exists. This regime dos not take care of veterans. #pinks #sheshed

Today is International Women’s Day and March is Women’s History Month! This is a time to recognize that womanhood holds so many different, beautiful experiences, and they’re all worthy of being celebrated. 🎨credit: ppnorthcentralstates and @courtneyahndesign.bsky.social

Repost if you think Republican "Christians" exalting a serial liar, adulterer and convicted felon named over a million times in the Epstein files make the most powerful argument for atheism in American history.

We are swiftly becoming the monsters we reviled in World War II

Investors: "Anyway, we were so impressed that we invested the entire planets' economy in this, if it fails you're all cooked."

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Trump is lifting oil sanctions on Russian while they’re helping Iran target Americans.

Putin definitely has a copy of the Epstein files.

Ooh. War crimes

Appalling

One was raised on a farm, became a Lutheran minister, then gave it up to work for the post office, sorting mail on trains. The other was a farm boy, got a degree, worked on yet more farms (his wife was a school teacher who went back to work after they had kids so he could get his degree)

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

Never mind. We just haven't had the windows open, because I hear him now in the distance

Giant lemon with mustard packet for scale

I love it when recipes call for "the juice of over lemon". Do you mean a tiny lemon or this behemoth?

Maga always thought was was good. All the "Kamala is a war monger" stuff was for the swing voters

Peacock

Peacock going up a driveway

Peacock by the sidewalk

Came across the neighborhood peacock, Petey. His tail is ready to display, I'm guessing, but we haven't heard him scream his song of love yet this spring. (no, peacocks are not native here)

Particularly indeed…

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

“Starting a new war with Iran?”

SHINGLES DOESN’T CARE!

“Hiding from the #TrumpEpsteinFiles?”

SHINGLES DOESN’T CARE!

“Suffering from the worst polling in presidential history?”

SHINGLES DOESN’T CARE!

Looks like someone listened to #Wormbrain & didn’t get his shingles vaccine. Looks painful.

If you actually thought Iran developing nuclear weapons was a dire possibility meriting a full scale war, then you’d definitionally have to condemn the person who ripped up the agreement that had until then fully constrained that development.

Right? I can handle this on my own!!