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@only-in-seattle

I am a troll living under a bridge in Seattle. Posts about stupid things like Sounders and Movies. Unserious inquiries only.

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02.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Philly is killing whatever team this is

27.02.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as Colorado gets out of shell to attack they get smoked.

23.02.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My flight boards in 4 hours, I hope this game is over by then.

23.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Are the Rapids trying to play Ramsey ball?

23.02.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad we’ve wasted 10 minutes for nothing

23.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is that a card? Why was there no continuation? Why was that not a goal?

23.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This ref is chaotic.

23.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn’t be a Sounders debut goal without it being called back.

23.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

???

23.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finding out that we hate Miami more than LAFC.

22.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is weird that the the response to β€œyour tariffs are illegalβ€œ is β€œI am announcing new tariffsβ€œ.

21.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Set the tone.

19.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This came up the other day and I realized I could pull an image off Netflix.

2009 No Way Out: we made a Santino poster in style of Shepard Fairey.

19.02.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I only give Olive Garden gift cards to my worst enemies.

16.02.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was the plan for the fireworks if they didn’t win?

09.02.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seahawks offense plays like β€œcrap”, but scores 29 points against a good defense.

09.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Peyton Manning can relate

09.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding his fist up . ALT: bane from the dark knight rises is wearing a mask and holding his fist up .

One team is playing their game.

09.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Points to the sign.

09.02.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Perfectly normal Seahawks game.

09.02.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Is every weekend β€œBlack Friday” for Costco? Other than me, who are these sickos?

07.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am I going to Costco on a weekend on the day before the Super Bowl? Yes, this is the hell I have chosen for myself.

07.02.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Add the word β€œcasserole” to any food.

Bbq casserole
Cheeseburger casserole
Hotdog casserole
Nacho casserole

07.02.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Knight of the 7 Kingdoms banger episode drop.

07.02.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever smoke thing SD has going on behind their goal is really nice.

Also they’re killing Pumas now.

04.02.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
04.02.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watched WonderMan on the plane this week. One of the better Marvel shows.

31.01.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's go.

23.01.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yo

19.01.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0