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@ruzrey

A sort of reformed programmer.

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I disagree. Water can be desalinated and/rationed. If we avoid war over oil, I think the next wars will be fought over food supply or inhabitable land :-(

18.01.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

AltTxt: a mug from podcast "The AI Fix".
A picture of a confused-looking pigeon and a question "Would you trust pigeon?"

05.01.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My coffee mug says:-

05.01.2026 16:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Beautiful fluffeh black and white cat mirrored to appear like a pompom

Beautiful fluffeh black and white cat mirrored to appear like a pompom

Same fluffeh black and white cat through a kaleidoscope creating what appears to be a biblically accurate feline floral snowflake.

Same fluffeh black and white cat through a kaleidoscope creating what appears to be a biblically accurate feline floral snowflake.

Couldn't resist, Freida is a very aesthetically pleasing cat.

24.12.2025 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Pilot's Nightmare From Hell ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด The Bizzare Case of Braathens Flight 239 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ?
The Pilot's Nightmare From Hell ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด The Bizzare Case of Braathens Flight 239 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ? YouTube video by Disaster Breakdown

NEW VIDEO IS NOW OUT!!!!
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!

SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
GO AROUND ON THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!!

youtu.be/Wm1_UJCvRkg

16.12.2025 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 61 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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I heard a rumour that the new Star Trek films will be set in the Kevlin timeline

14.12.2025 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree, but cynically I think "They make money when you are happy. They make money when you are angry. So they don't care."

01.12.2025 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The believers frighten me more, because they'll still be around after Trump is out of office. They've gotten so used to being mean to people that I can't see them giving it up overnight.

30.11.2025 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Past, Present and Future of Programming Languages - Kevlin Henney - ACCU 2025
The Past, Present and Future of Programming Languages - Kevlin Henney - ACCU 2025 YouTube video by ACCU Conference

Long version (90') of my talk on The Past, Present and Future of Programming Languages at the @accuconf.bsky.social this year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-3Q...

20.11.2025 06:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

p.s. PL/I type checking was OK at a basic level.

But if you overlaid a function pointer with a basic pointer (using BASED), you could point the basic pointer at anything, which might be some home-grown machine code, then run it by calling the function pointer.

This was *frowned upon* :-)

21.11.2025 07:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's going to be a *very* short piece...

20.11.2025 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, this is funny. Fair enough.

But I feel sick now.

20.11.2025 23:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice dig at PL/I :-)

At the time it was seen as big and resource hungry compared with COBOL, when bytes and CPU cycles were expensive.

COBOL has added the useful facilities that PL/I bigots like me would use to laugh at COBOL programmers, back in the day.

And gcc is bigger than PL/I was :-)

20.11.2025 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All my favourite mastodon servers seem fine.

Oh, *that* other site! ;-)
mobile.other.site is as dead as that squirrel.

18.11.2025 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot showing that downforeveryoneorjustme.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.

A screenshot showing that downforeveryoneorjustme.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.

A screenshot showing that downdetector.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.

A screenshot showing that downdetector.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.

A screenshot showing that uptimerobot.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.

A screenshot showing that uptimerobot.com is currently unavailable because of a Cloudflare problem.

Cloudflare is down...

I use UptimeRobot to monitor sites. UptimeRobot is also hosted on Cloudflare. It is VERY BROKEN right now.

DownDetector is another useful tool for checking site availability. Also hosted on Cloudflare.

DownForEveryoneOrJustMe... yep, hosted on Cloudflare.

GOLLY THIS IS FUN!

18.11.2025 12:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 188 ๐Ÿ” 76 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Preview
a small kitten is standing on its hind legs looking at the camera Alt: A small kitten dancing on its hind legs

When Cloudflare goes down but you still remember how to program without Copilot

18.11.2025 12:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pingability.com: Web Site Monitoring and Alert ServicePingability.com: Web Site Monitoring and Alert Service Pingability is a server and website monitoring and alert service. It monitors your server or website and alerts you when it goes down.

pingability.com still seems to be working fine.

And my website on mythic-beasts.

Kryten: engaging smug mode

18.11.2025 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds like the "MED files" episode, a corker of a story :-)

17.11.2025 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brill stuff!
And is that a train I hear? :-)

17.11.2025 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Greggs bag in UK claims "BAG SOME JOY" is a registered trademark.

Seriously?

16.11.2025 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, now that's *very* musical!

Bought it on Bandcamp after listening once, which is rare for me :-)

16.11.2025 10:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A big tinsel feature in a shopping mall. A reindeer in a bauble that has bars like a bird cage pops out of a giant gift box.

A big tinsel feature in a shopping mall. A reindeer in a bauble that has bars like a bird cage pops out of a giant gift box.

Creative writing time. What did the reindeer do to deserve this fate?!

14.11.2025 22:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œTheyโ€™ve accidentally released you?โ€

From the new Private Eye, out now.

14.11.2025 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 191 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

{chomp! chomp!}
... and the world carries on without a pair of nonce bastards.

13.11.2025 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post an image that will always make you laugh

13.11.2025 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think AI probably has a place as the uninhibited person in a brainstorming session where "there is no such thing as a stupid question or idea".

13.11.2025 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still remember when it was -14ยฐC in Cumbria, getting into a diesel Peugeot so efficient that it took 20 minutes to warm up the engine.

It wasn't actually painful grabbing the steering wheel, but it was close :-)

12.11.2025 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of the front cover of issue 1662 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now." The front cover reads โ€œBBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Specialโ€ and shows Broadcasting House with speech bubbles coming from the building. The quotes include โ€œDonald Trump says we broadcast fake news!โ€, โ€œNigel Farage says weโ€™re totally biased!โ€, โ€œBoris Johnson says weโ€™re liars!โ€, โ€œThe Daily Mail says weโ€™re peddling conspiracy theories!โ€, โ€œKemi Badenoch highlights poor leadership!โ€, โ€œThe Daily Telegraph says weโ€™re editing for political purposes!โ€, and โ€œLiz Truss says weโ€™ve done huge damage to the country!โ€

A photo of the front cover of issue 1662 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now." The front cover reads โ€œBBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Specialโ€ and shows Broadcasting House with speech bubbles coming from the building. The quotes include โ€œDonald Trump says we broadcast fake news!โ€, โ€œNigel Farage says weโ€™re totally biased!โ€, โ€œBoris Johnson says weโ€™re liars!โ€, โ€œThe Daily Mail says weโ€™re peddling conspiracy theories!โ€, โ€œKemi Badenoch highlights poor leadership!โ€, โ€œThe Daily Telegraph says weโ€™re editing for political purposes!โ€, and โ€œLiz Truss says weโ€™ve done huge damage to the country!โ€

BBC Under Attack: Pot and Kettle Special

The new Private Eye is out now.

12.11.2025 08:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 885 ๐Ÿ” 350 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
Roadside warning sign in UK style--white triangle with a bold red border around a picture of a leopard, and the words underneath say "BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD"

Roadside warning sign in UK style--white triangle with a bold red border around a picture of a leopard, and the words underneath say "BEWARE OF THE LEOPARD"

12.11.2025 14:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bizarre. I mean their business model seems to involve taking card payments, so I'd expect them to make that bit easy :-)

12.11.2025 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0