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"the real anthony fauci" is the book where rfk jr explicitly states he believes in miasma theory lol

28.05.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 571 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

rfk jr went through a whole health-focused presidential campaign and hhs secretary confirmation process with no mainstream outlet reporting that he believes, as stated in a book he wrote 4 years ago, that diseases are caused by evil clouds rising up from swamps and rotting garbage

28.05.2025 18:56 πŸ‘ 1346 πŸ” 289 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 21
Dedra Meero and Lio Partagaz in their Star Wars uniforms taking a selfie and smiling. The caption reads "Just wrapped up a massive project on ghormon, boss is taking us out for a pizza lunch!!! So grateful to be working with this enthusiastic team"

Dedra Meero and Lio Partagaz in their Star Wars uniforms taking a selfie and smiling. The caption reads "Just wrapped up a massive project on ghormon, boss is taking us out for a pizza lunch!!! So grateful to be working with this enthusiastic team"

28.05.2025 14:14 πŸ‘ 1377 πŸ” 271 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 24
"No one colonizes Canada but me! And maybe the boy!"

"No one colonizes Canada but me! And maybe the boy!"

King Charles' recent visit to Canada:

28.05.2025 23:39 πŸ‘ 5696 πŸ” 976 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

At Microsoft outlook we have the courage to ask questions like β€œwhat if email actively hated you?”

28.05.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 181 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Leo Tolstoy wrote "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." Then he added 800 pages about an unhappy family with 200 pages of his theories on agricultural economics blended in for good measure.

28.05.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 211 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Elon is stepping away from wrecking the government to do horrendous posts 20 hours a day instead of 19

29.05.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Andrew tate won't see your posts celebrating his new charges. But your friends who are sex traffickers will

28.05.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 2884 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 8

This is why you’re the dumbest motherfucker alive if you’re an academic who tries to β€˜address their concerns’ these people don’t want to have a principled conversation about the appropriateness of diversity statements, professor, they want to destroy your job. You cannot meet them halfway.

28.05.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 1327 πŸ” 249 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 11
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FOMC Minutes, May 6-7, 2025 The Federal Reserve Board of Governors in Washington DC.

May meeting minutes.

Staff forecasts recession as "almost as likely" as baseline, FOMC saw tariffs as "much larger and broader" than expected, "many" FOMC members reported firms pausing or delaying capex.

28.05.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

bro she's too young for you she doesn't understand your golden age simpsons references

27.05.2025 22:52 πŸ‘ 936 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 8

I often think about that Karl Rove quote, where he’s sneering at the β€˜reality based community’, who will never be able to do anything but analyze what the true actors of history do. He said that in 2004, at probably the high watermark of the Bush 2 presidency. Sooner or later the bill comes due.

27.05.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 544 πŸ” 62 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3
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RFK Jr. threatens to bar government scientists from publishing in leading medical journals The health secretary said the New England Journal of Medicine, the Journal of the American Medical Association and The Lancet are in bed with pharma.

reputable medical journals keep saying that RFK and his pro-disease friends are full of shit and so naturally they must be shunned www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

27.05.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 18653 πŸ” 5513 πŸ’¬ 497 πŸ“Œ 333

Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses β€” which are educated, by the way β€” are worlds better than yours

27.05.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 912 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

because people on here have real problems

27.05.2025 18:57 πŸ‘ 1540 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

"less likely to get kidnapped and tortured" is another pro to put in the "doesn't mess with crypto" column

27.05.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 483 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
27.05.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 265 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I still think the best idea for progressive donors is to just revive every alt-weekly in the country and staff them with 10 reporters each.

27.05.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 9072 πŸ” 1651 πŸ’¬ 242 πŸ“Œ 216

Me (crying): Please...I just need to message my coworkers

Microsoft Teams Developers: No you don't. You want a Bunch of Bullshit that also changes week-to-week for some reason

27.05.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 4296 πŸ” 489 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 29

when Andy Borowitz is putting the boot in you know you got a problem

27.05.2025 17:29 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

If these guys watched one episode of MASH they’d do a van attack

26.05.2025 21:28 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

We will build the high trust pro social society of the future by telling strangers on the Internet to kill themselves for expressing wrongthink on marginal tax rates

26.05.2025 21:52 πŸ‘ 525 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

Those are my emotional support oxen. I assume your next question is whether I can at least remove the clanging bells from them when I bring them with me into this grocery store. No

27.05.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Yoda got CTE playing football in high school. This was only confirmed in an autopsy

27.05.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

If I saw Bugs Bunny dressed like a beautiful woman I would not get sprung. I would keep my eyes on the prize and remain normal

27.05.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

overheard: i think that creep is listening to us

25.05.2025 22:09 πŸ‘ 3636 πŸ” 425 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 11