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@chrissomeone

I always had hopes of being a big star. But as you get older, you aim a little lower. Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it.

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Sounds like just what we need right now…

19.02.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sundaying in Bangkok

04.01.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The photo the neighbours took of us vs the photo we took of them

01.01.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 250 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
Manchester renaissance 2016

Manchester renaissance 2016

Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation

30.12.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 1929 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 67

Turkey?

26.12.2025 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reschedule!

26.12.2025 11:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Great Xmas day for renewables !! Currently cooking turkey and only pulling 200w from grid !!

25.12.2025 11:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Yum

24.12.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
No cheeses for us β€œmeeces” in muppet Xmas Carol

No cheeses for us β€œmeeces” in muppet Xmas Carol

Best lyric in any song ever

24.12.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

How did I get to this age without knowing this fact?! 🀯

24.12.2025 10:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Listening to Radio 3 while I work has led me down this rabbit hole…

24.12.2025 09:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.12.2025 20:45 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Cynthia Erivo and I once performed together at Freedom Bar. Can we both bang out Defying Gravity? The answer is yes. But can she also tell a stag-do in Brighton to stfu? Yes, of course she can. But the point is she DIDN’T.

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Where ARE my background singers at?!

22.11.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.

One of the biggest dogs in the world pulls a tiny bollard almost out the ground.

We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation

19.11.2024 19:45 πŸ‘ 8464 πŸ” 1140 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 69

Hahaha!!!! Wow

31.10.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
atlantic article screenshot 
headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get
sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight 
by yasmin tayag

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

23.10.2025 12:41 πŸ‘ 11402 πŸ” 2947 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 425

Cowards! Take all of Soho and extend to Holborn!

24.10.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's donkeys carrying lambs up the Italian Alps in special pouches.

22.10.2025 09:30 πŸ‘ 1630 πŸ” 248 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

*licks*

12.10.2025 06:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nothing says Christmas like dinosaurs

05.10.2025 18:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think these eyelash extensions are going too far now.

05.10.2025 13:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I lost the last 90 minutes talking through the window of The French House in Soho 🐻 about London past, lost, queer nights out, Frankie Knuckles, Trade, Chariots, the RVT…

21.09.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the most wonderful things about being gay is meeting other gays and just… knowing. A look, a wry smile, a beard, a hat. And that’s how I met a Tom, a Chicagoan bear, living in London for 20 years…

21.09.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Fashionably dressed 1940s woman with hat poses in front of bombed out buildings.

Fashionably dressed 1940s woman with hat poses in front of bombed out buildings.

Lee Miller at Tate Britain in October. www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tat...

12.09.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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What are your two main interests?

πŸ“· @atkinssam.bsky.social

06.09.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhaaaa. Which place?

30.08.2025 12:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0