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A foul mouthed cook who also writes on the side. Nerdy interests includes fountain pens, TTRPGs, sailing, natural sciences, & rocks. Dogmom to a spoilt corgi, Asami. Austin the lab 2010-2024 πŸ’” She/her

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Kinda the same. I loved the first as well, but was so meh about the second I'll probably not read the third. I dunno, if I hear good things about the third I'll give it a go but there's other romances I'm much more excited for.

13.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can talk about it now that it's finished because superstition: was bored on shift so I decided to make some flatbread

13.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

President and any politician who voted for it. Children and grandchildren 18-32, because some of these politicians are way too old.

09.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just repotted a plant and cuttings that I'd been putting off since November. It took 5-10 minutes.

I feel that so much.

09.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A truck with the words β€œwar started to distract from Epstein, Trump always lies” painted on the side.

A truck with the words β€œwar started to distract from Epstein, Trump always lies” painted on the side.

Spotted today, presented without further comment

09.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I just discovered that tariffs have helped kill my favorite swimsuits. It extra sucks because these were the first time I've felt truly good in a swimsuit.

07.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's alright, definitely not as easy to navigate as on a browser. But for simple things like viewing and chatting it does the job.

02.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."

an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:

27.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 4359 πŸ” 890 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

For the first time in nearly 2 years I made it all the way through a song by The Killers before sobbing so that's progress on grieving I guess.

01.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BOOK SALE

end of february = end of ebook sale

so grab your copy of these SPOTLIGHT books (from BSFA + Locus lists)

No One to Hold the Distant Dead by @klschroeder.bsky.social
$1.99

Starstruck by @aimeeogdenwrites.com
$1.99

One Message Remains by @premeemohamed.com
$2.99

see links below πŸ’€

22.02.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

It's sadly fitting I'm listening to the new Gorillaz album today, when the first song I'd heard of theirs years ago was Feel Good Inc, a protest of a different war.

28.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I'm legit surprised it took this long.

28.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh that is magical

28.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was correct, this place is fucking delicious. Not pretty to photograph so just imagine a falafel donair

28.02.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just walked past a Michelin starred restaurant for a hole in the wall kabab place because it smelled better. I bet this is gonna taste amazing

28.02.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been procrastinating cleaning mine because of impatience, which I know is making them worse but I don't wanna be patient for a soak

27.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is too short to knowingly read bad books

27.02.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I'm glad I'm not the only one who got bad vibes as the series went on because I loved the first couple books and felt ick near the end. I don't think I ever started the last one, and that was while I was a completionist and didn't dnf books.

27.02.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I might sketch more simply because it doesn't require buying more supplies.

26.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know if I play handheld games that'll be the same time suck as scrolling so I have to be really careful with them. Maybe this will be how I get through all my ink sample.

26.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I quite probably partially tore my rotator cuff or sprained something in my shoulder and I'm asking honestly. What do people who don't do crafts for with their hands to keep them from endlessly scrolling? I can't crochet right now because the movement is just enough to hurt

26.02.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

And like, the uw Madison women's team has usually always been much better than the men's so even without the men being... men I'd prefer to watch women skate.

26.02.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to watch a lot of college hockey growing up & in college at UW Madison. I'd actually been thinking it would be nice to get into pro men's hockey for the past couple years. I'm glad I didn't. Instead I discovered a new (2yrs) pro women's hockey league. They're getting all my sportspuck money.

26.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Iroh counts a million percent. Because he's the best.

22.02.2026 08:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The fruity flavors are always the best. Even when I was a kid I never could get into any of the ones with chocolate.

22.02.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I love corn dog: Mini corn dogs, the large ones on a stick, Korean corn dogs (😍). If I see a corn dog I always want to eat it.

It's probably the most processed foods I eat by far and I have no regrets about them ever.

22.02.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just got done watching Code 3.

That was the most real depiction I've seen of EMS in any media, from the medical stuff to burnout to the horrific shit all the way down to cops only good for traffic control. I feel so seen.

22.02.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you see this, post a monster

21.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14

Me: I know how I want to write the next section of book, why is this so hard?
Also me: go team over caffeinated and under fed!

It's 230pm and I haven't eaten a thing. No wonder I'm stuck. I should probably eat something before I try to do anything creative beyond baking

21.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ergonomic hooks make such a difference. Next you'll be getting fingerless compression gloves (I'm not even 40 and the two together make crocheting so much better on my poor hands)

21.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0